Thanks Perve,feel the same way, just have to squint when I look at you then it looks like you have jeans on lol Just kiding,you alrite the way you are,and thanks for your friendship brother..

whats an oonion? We are just a couple of lonley rednecks,doing what we can to spread hillbilly logic throughout the civilized world,.....we are like perverted missionaries,....thanks perve

hillbilly logic?

like - when it has hooves the end with the teeth ain't the only one to watch out for

or - spitting aint the only thing you shouldn't do into the wind

Everybody could use a little hillbilly logic lol

hillbilly logic?

like - when it has hooves the end with the teeth ain't the only one to watch out for

or - spitting aint the only thing you shouldn't do into the wind

Everybody could use a little hillbilly logic lol

  QUOTE (MnJTX @ May 22, 2012, 20:19)


If you check out Joke Forum, Will Rogers, you really shouldn't pee to close too a fence.... it just might be electric!

(Did I use the proper "too", for OOMG?)

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 22, 2012, 22:10)
oooooh the memories Kiss lmfao,I cant wait for the tazer story gulp Onehornee lays down and relives the event or nightmare.. lol

You'all know your fighting the urge to have your washer and dryer sitting in your front yard,and some of you have your new t.v. sitting on top of your old t.v. ,and Kiss you've fixed your hair more than once using a rodeo trophy buckle as a mirror,and you all know, that the only thing wine is good for is boiling down and sending it thru a copper line...Hillbilly's need some lovin too, thats why we cruise for chicks at a family reunion..P.S. the electric fence thing, I honestly didn't know it was on!!

I like them both, they make me laugh!

  QUOTE (pepper @ May 23, 2012, 18:40)
...and if we had all of our teeth you'd make us smile

I need some dandelion wine! I passed on my recipe to wildflower of hardandwild...

I need some dandelion wine! I passed on my recipe to wildflower of hardandwild...

I thought I needed a translator when trying to read what perve writes. I think I need a Hillbilly to English translation book to be around some of you guys.Maybe it should be Hillbilly to East Coast....Don't feel bad, Kam and I just laugh when we try to understand some of the things he and I talk about.You should have heard us when I was trying to explain that I don't care what Wikipedia says, Brooklyn and Queens are not part of Long Island It's part of the 5 boroughs that make up NY city and Long Island is not part of NY city! Any NY'r will tell you the same!!! Yeah that was an interesting 45 minute debate.

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 25, 2012, 12:49)
Chazzy,you ever tried stinging nettle wine?

Nah, it'd have to be hillbilly to Joisy.----lol

  QUOTE (OOMG @ May 28, 2012, 10:47)



If...if I believed in the "Jersey sterotype" I would have to believe that Jersey people are loud defensive angry agressive people that wear way too much of anything wearable and yell instead of speak. I know that to be a falsehood for sure.

Hillbillies are rather stoic really. We don't say much so not much needs translated.

(So, so, so looking forward to the Kevin Costner "Hatfields and McCoys" movie starting tonight!! No, I will not need subtitles nor will I need to use the closed caption feature)

  QUOTE (OOMG @ May 28, 2012, 10:47)



If...if I believed in the "Jersey sterotype" I would have to believe that Jersey people are loud defensive angry agressive people that wear way too much of anything wearable and yell instead of speak. I know that to be a falsehood for sure.

Hillbillies are rather stoic really. We don't say much so not much needs translated.

(So, so, so looking forward to the Kevin Costner "Hatfields and McCoys" movie starting tonight!! No, I will not need subtitles nor will I need to use the closed caption feature)

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 28, 2012, 12:34)


Obviously I should make it clear that I ws joking and never judge anybody on anything...If anything some new folks on here have me loving the differences between us all more than ever

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 28, 2012, 12:34)


Obviously I should make it clear that I ws joking and never judge anybody on anything...If anything some new folks on here have me loving the differences between us all more than ever

Naw Josie I'm not offended by the hillbilly sterotype remarks. The only offense is when someone uses the sterotype for malicous name calling as "Stupid Redneck" or "ignorant hillbilly" Then of course anyone would take offense at that kind of attitude and I don't see any of that here.

I remember after the Ozarks and when the Ozark lake was created into a huge tourism vaction area. They used the corn cob smoking, cousin lusting, moonshine swilling, barefoot lazy cartoons for their T-shirt, coffee mugs, postcards and billboards. My elders were disgusted and very offended by the ad campaign.

If it were not for the sterotypes, there would be little humor left in the world.

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 29, 2012, 14:37)
I find it very interesting ,that we have University profs. ,ex mayors, and actors moving into these mountains here,trying to escape the crime,high expenses,and looking for a quieter ,peaceful way of life. I've noticed they are not laughing at their neighbors....as for stereotypes, ya I'm a classic Canadian stereotype,live in a big log home,can use a set of snowshoes,had a trapline when I was a kid,and yes I say "eh" alot and am very polite......I'm proud of who I am and what I've built here....if you want to stereotype me ,go ahead,it's part of my charm..oh and Chazzy...it's almost lunch time here "dgeet yet?

Hey Sy, after they all move to the quiet country they complain that they have to drive to the store and can't get coffee delivered to the house. And of course they are very pissed at the deer that eat their flowers and the bear that raid their garbage. Then they try to have it all changed.Who are the real idiot's. Lol Just so you know we have mountains and log cabin's as well. My brother lives in a log cabin in the woods up in the mountains in NJ. He hates when people complain about the wildlife and country living when that's why people move there.

Hey Sy, after they all move to the quiet country they complain that they have to drive to the store and can't get coffee delivered to the house. And of course they are very pissed at the deer that eat their flowers and the bear that raid their garbage. Then they try to have it all changed.Who are the real idiot's. Lol Just so you know we have mountains and log cabin's as well. My brother lives in a log cabin in the woods up in the mountains in NJ. He hates when people complain about the wildlife and country living when that's why people move there.

I live in tiny little town (pop. around 350) with a beautiful name. The city folk come through on the weekends for the antiques and the catfish. crawdaddies, and frogleg on the quaint diner menus.

What really makes the city people rage out, is getting behind a tractor for a few miles on the road way. Geezus..it's farmland out here, people.

Isn't the road wide enough to pass?

yea top speed on my massey is 23 mph running against the governor lol feels like im flying at 23 woohooo.

  QUOTE (onehornee @ June 2, 2012, 11:56)



Massey eh? Most pop country songs depicts us rural livers as John Deere lovers, Kabotas are what is used most around here.

I live in tiny little town (pop. around 350) with a beautiful name. The city folk come through on the weekends for the antiques and the catfish. crawdaddies, and frogleg on the quaint diner menus.

What really makes the city people rage out, is getting behind a tractor for a few miles on the road way. Geezus..it's farmland out here, people.

  QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 2, 2012, 11:34)
Around here I'm just happy when they wave at me with all five fingers,...and Kiss says John Deere is sexiest, I'm painting flames on my New Holland bailer for her when she comes here this summer to help me do the haying

Have you ever noticed no mater who is making fun of rednecks or hillbilly's they all sound like Jeff Foxworthy. As if no other areas have rednecks and hillbilly's. I also want to know what you think the difference is between the two. In my mind its more or less the same, maybe a hillbilly stereotype is a bit less educated and has a still somewhere on their property.

I have to admit getting stuck behind a tractor does make me crazy, but I do known that its me and have no reason to be annoyed by the tractor. The funny thing is I don't drive fast at all anyway.