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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
Every once in a while I see something that just makes me laugh out loud, even though I know I shouldn't.
So I was watching the Today show a few minutes ago. They had this guy on who had been bitten by an alligator when trying too....Well to be honest I'm not sure what he was trying to do.
He was a guy that was walking and came across an alligator. For some moronic reason he thought "Hey I will save the day and capture this thing!" So he take his shirt and throws it over the alligators eyes and jumps on it. YOU GUESSED IT! He git bit by the now very pissed off alligator.
So because he was caught on video (They never explain who was taking the video, but he made it sound like he didn't know it was being done.)it goes viral. They invite him to be interviewed on the today show via satellite. Lets just say it was an interesting interview. This guy starts off with a seriously bad joke about how its more nerve-racking to be on the Today Show than to try to capture the alligator. It all went down hill from there. The interviewer never got to ask him a question because this guy just rambled on and on and on.....even though she tried to get a question in between breaths. She tried several times and you just saw it in her face when she gave up. At the end she just said "thank you" and went to commercial. I was thinking ...Someone didn't do the pre-interview with this guy and is about to be fired.
For the record he said he was going to capture the alligator because he thought even though he asked for assistance from authorities he thought no one was coming and that he had to do something.He said it was a residential area and a main road so something had to be done. Did he think he would just carry this thing off? It was about 10 feet long.LMAO. He said he threw the t-shirt over it's eyes because that calms them down. They referred to this guy as a professor or scientist or something like that. I think idiot would be more appropriate.
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| May 18, 2012, 12:14 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
Apparently this guy is a biologist and or herpatologist.
They posted the video of the interview and his attempt to capture this thing. You have to see it to appreciate this.
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| May 18, 2012, 13:03 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
Once while i was at a dart tournament, this lady came in & signed up for the tourney, & was mulling around chatting with other people entering the tournament. Then i saw her go to the ladies room, when she came out, the back of her dress was tucked into her panties.... (how can u not feel a wad of clothing) her ass hanging out for the world to see, i didnt say nuttin, & the guy i was chatting to said he wasnt gonna say nuttin, but someone did, cuz i saw her leaving at a fast pace, her dress was fixed & i never saw her at the tourney
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| May 18, 2012, 14:24 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
I laughed at myself. I walked into a club, took 1, 2, 3 steps, and my knee just collasped. A man walked over, took my hand, I stood up and could not stop laughing!.
Once when prior to going out, my girl friend missed the last 3 steps, slammed into the side of the car, and collasped to the ground. It was hysterical.
Or, the time visiting a beer company. We watched my girl friend take the hose from the vat to have a taste, only hose had not cleared and all she got was foam up her nose. Then, I think she spit up. We left.
One of the best, we stopped so a freind could get an ice cream cone. She turned, started to walk to back to the truck. I've never seen anything like it. Somehow her when she missed the sidewalk, her foot went out from under her, and she did like a belly flop right on the sidewalk.
Carrie and I were laughing so hard, we couldn't even get out of the truck to help her, and took a long while to stop.
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| May 18, 2012, 15:18 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
I admit, I do laugh at things I should not. I am very capable of being a dick.  See!
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| May 18, 2012, 16:09 |
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 18, 2012, 12:14)Every once in a while I see something that just makes me laugh out loud, even though I know I shouldn't.
Happens every time I see myself naked in a mirror.
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| May 18, 2012, 16:34 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 18, 2012, 13:03)Apparently this guy is a biologist and or herpatologist.
They posted the video of the interview and his attempt to capture this thing. You have to see it to appreciate this.
Thats whats called dumbass natural selection
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| May 18, 2012, 19:06 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
Yea flooding of my crotch with ice cold wateer was very funny after the embarrassement and shrinkage went away.walking into my truck the other day while gawking at a hot girl in a black dress was a special moment also,and of course at a busy gas station.
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| May 18, 2012, 19:23 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
Newbs, I do that all the time. And I call you when I do it.
Syb
shouldn't that be
Thats whats called natural selection, dumbass.
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| May 18, 2012, 22:25 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
Yes Kam you do it all the time but I wasn't going to tell people that. Most people think you're a nice guy .lol In fact you have a serious mean streak. However it makes me laugh a lot so I'm ok with that.
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| May 18, 2012, 22:41 |
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hightop
50 / male
pleasure beach, New Zealand
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
just the other day a guy with his jeans hanging way way too damn low like they do fashion ?? tried jumping a chain link fence around a park links must have been a foot of the ground at most couldnt jump because of his jeanscaugt his feet and landed face first in the grass was even like slow moion I laughed at loud and alot 
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| May 19, 2012, 09:37 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
Seems we have 2 issues here. First, Free, are you sure that is not me in your mirror? Second, Syb, I have the market on "Dumb ass", so I would thank you to butt out. (is Syb still smiling? No one tell him where I live) Besides, I own the copy rights to dumb ass. (Critter coming to a theater near you soon)
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| May 19, 2012, 11:37 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
QUOTE (perveman @ May 19, 2012, 11:37)Seems we have 2 issues here. First, Free, are you sure that is not me in your mirror? Second, Syb, I have the market on "Dumb ass", so I would thank you to butt out. (is Syb still smiling? No one tell him where I live) Besides, I own the copy rights to dumb ass. (Critter coming to a theater near you soon)
Buddy I,m always smiling.....it's when I get quiet and stop teasing you ,thats when you need to worry.
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| May 19, 2012, 16:48 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
I used to laugh as I beat others butts Syb, but that was then, this is now. Much more civilized. I just shoot em. The wild west. 
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| May 19, 2012, 17:27 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
A couple of winters ago, I saw a really big (overweight) guy fall over a snow bank. He landed on the front lawn of this business, on his back. Like a turtle on its back, he struggled to roll himself onto his stomach. I couldn't help but laugh, as I watched him desperately try to roll over. Even after he managed finally to get himself over, his legs didn't have the strength to pick himself up. Twice he tried, but he seemed to be only launching himself forward, like a frog. The third time he tried, he ended up in his original position on his back, with his arms and legs flailing, like a baby on a changing table. At that point I wanted to go help this guy, but other onlookers were already there. They only added to my amusement. It took five burly men and two women to right this guy on his feet. Each try sent bodies flying across the street and business, as it seemed this guy appeared to be greased down or something. My sides were in stitches as I watched from the comfort of my car.  
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| May 23, 2012, 05:28 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
Kiss reminded me of something. A girl,"Friend" of mine wanted to try stripping at a local club. Her husband was all for it. She invited me and a few friends to see her very first show on an amateur night showing. She came out dressed as a sexy librarian in high heels. Her first song for the set was, "Legs by ZZ Top" She took a convicted step forward. "She's got legs!" her stilettos missed their mark on the first step and she landed face first on to the stage, "And she knows how to use them." played in perfectly to what seemed like a choreographed fall. Nobody in the group could hold a straight face that night...
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| May 23, 2012, 05:44 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 23, 2012, 05:28)A couple of winters ago, I saw a really big (overweight) guy fall over a snow bank. He landed on the front lawn of this business, on his back. Like a turtle on its back, he struggled to roll himself onto his stomach. I couldn't help but laugh, as I watched him desperately try to roll over. Even after he managed finally to get himself over, his legs didn't have the strength to pick himself up. Twice he tried, but he seemed to be only launching himself forward, like a frog. The third time he tried, he ended up in his original position on his back, with his arms and legs flailing, like a baby on a changing table. At that point I wanted to go help this guy, but other onlookers were already there. They only added to my amusement. It took five burly men and two women to right this guy on his feet. Each try sent bodies flying across the street and business, as it seemed this guy appeared to be greased down or something. My sides were in stitches as I watched from the comfort of my car.
OK, this gets my vote for the most inappropriate thing to laugh at. But that is what I mean.We all know that we should't laugh and something tells you "Go help the guy and do the right thing." But yet there is that thing that sets our laughing fit off and we can't stop. I know if this was me in the story I don't know if I would have admitted laughing at the guy. You know we have all had these moments but there are some that we just don't want to admit too.But I know GG has no shame.lol
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| May 23, 2012, 06:26 |
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
I hope she was ok. It'd be hard to not laugh at that.
When does she perform again?
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| May 23, 2012, 10:50 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
LTCG, said he was in the check out line at Walmart, standing behind a guy with a halo, (a non head movement device for neck injuries). When the guy was done, he fumbled through his pockets. Larry asked him "Whats wrong? Man said, "I lost my keys." Larry said, "You would lose your head if it was'nt screwed on." 
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| May 23, 2012, 10:56 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 23, 2012, 05:44)Kiss reminded me of something. A girl,"Friend" of mine wanted to try stripping at a local club. Her husband was all for it. She invited me and a few friends to see her very first show on an amateur night showing. She came out dressed as a sexy librarian in high heels. Her first song for the set was, "Legs by ZZ Top" She took a convicted step forward. "She's got legs!" her stilettos missed their mark on the first step and she landed face first on to the stage, "And she knows how to use them." played in perfectly to what seemed like a choreographed fall. Nobody in the group could hold a straight face that night...
lol poor girl,that just sucks..so much for a serious debut 
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| May 24, 2012, 18:14 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 24, 2012, 18:14) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 23, 2012, 05:44)Kiss reminded me of something. A girl,"Friend" of mine wanted to try stripping at a local club. Her husband was all for it. She invited me and a few friends to see her very first show on an amateur night showing. She came out dressed as a sexy librarian in high heels. Her first song for the set was, "Legs by ZZ Top" She took a convicted step forward. "She's got legs!" her stilettos missed their mark on the first step and she landed face first on to the stage, "And she knows how to use them." played in perfectly to what seemed like a choreographed fall. Nobody in the group could hold a straight face that night... lol poor girl,that just sucks..so much for a serious debut
She still does it. We joke every now and again when I say something like, "When I said that day 'break a leg,' I didn't mean it literally, you know that, Right?!"
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| May 24, 2012, 22:15 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Have you ever seen something that just made you laugh out loud? (Even if you shouldn't)
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 24, 2012, 22:15) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 24, 2012, 18:14) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ May 23, 2012, 05:44)Kiss reminded me of something. A girl,"Friend" of mine wanted to try stripping at a local club. Her husband was all for it. She invited me and a few friends to see her very first show on an amateur night showing. She came out dressed as a sexy librarian in high heels. Her first song for the set was, "Legs by ZZ Top" She took a convicted step forward. "She's got legs!" her stilettos missed their mark on the first step and she landed face first on to the stage, "And she knows how to use them." played in perfectly to what seemed like a choreographed fall. Nobody in the group could hold a straight face that night... lol poor girl,that just sucks..so much for a serious debut
She still does it. We joke every now and again when I say something like, "When I said that day 'break a leg,' I didn't mean it literally, you know that, Right?!"
Lmfao at least she was able to collect herself and keep.moving towards what she wanted.that's what I call stickin to it.lol
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| May 24, 2012, 22:33 |
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