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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Simple man......
So as most of you know I am just a simple man, living a simple life.....so.....I have a question,when a very attractive young lady walks up to you , smiles with her perfect teeth ,and says........" I swallow"..... is she hitting on me ? and yes this actually happened ! Any advice would be welcome.
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| May 12, 2012, 00:34 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Simple man......
 . You, would ask me? . I dont have a clue. Ya know, if that happened to me, the smelling salts would be needed, as I would have fainted.
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| May 12, 2012, 00:46 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Simple man......
The words of a friend come to me, "I wish I had his life".
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| May 12, 2012, 00:59 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 12, 2012, 00:59)
The words of a friend come to me, "I wish I had his life".
. No, no, no. You dont want a bj.
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| May 12, 2012, 01:08 |
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Re: Simple man......
----and ya didn't invite her for dinner? Sounds like she was hungry.
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| May 12, 2012, 01:50 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Simple man......
You might want to ask her if she chews first?
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| May 12, 2012, 04:20 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Simple man......
It's possible those teeth are false... 
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| May 12, 2012, 11:11 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Simple man......
Seriously sybian,I've been learning to better understand bodylanguage from the ladies,I posted a thread about this and it is an ongoing facination to me.I will share all I have discovered if. Your seriously interested.I love reading bodylanguage. And practice it daily.did you know 90% of the time.the female.satrts the process of the courting rituals,we men are usually to bad at reading her signals.correctly.and miss the golden opportunity.I'm not a jedi yet but read the what am I sending out anyways thread for beginners.it accurate info posted from a site I am using in my research.
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| May 12, 2012, 13:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 12, 2012, 13:02)Seriously sybian,I've been learning to better understand bodylanguage from the ladies,I posted a thread about this and it is an ongoing facination to me.I will share all I have discovered if. Your seriously interested.I love reading bodylanguage. And practice it daily.did you know 90% of the time.the female.satrts the process of the courting rituals,we men are usually to bad at reading her signals.correctly.and miss the golden opportunity.I'm not a jedi yet but read the what am I sending out anyways thread for beginners.it accurate info posted from a site I am using in my research.
Well I know by watching my horses body language,that when a mare is ready to breed,the stud will hold his head high and curl his upper lip and suck in the pheremones to sense them better......next time this happens to me I will try that ,and see how fast she can run...I enjoyed your body language thread by the way,I find it interesting how much I relied on it,and havn't missed to many golden opportunities,but this girl was looking for it ,and surprised the hell out of this cowboy,although my knee jerk reaction was that she may have expected to get paid for it.After showing up here,and finding there is no body language,I found it frustrating at first,not having that subliminal communication that I never realized I relied on so much,although I have been told that I can "keep" a conversation flowing fairly well in a chat room,even with my backwoods charm,and farmer spelling....keep up the research young Jedi
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| May 12, 2012, 20:34 |
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 12, 2012, 13:02)Seriously sybian,I've been learning to better understand bodylanguage from the ladies,I posted a thread about this and it is an ongoing facination to me.I will share all I have discovered if. Your seriously interested.I love reading bodylanguage. And practice it daily.did you know 90% of the time.the female.satrts the process of the courting rituals,we men are usually to bad at reading her signals.correctly.and miss the golden opportunity.I'm not a jedi yet but read the what am I sending out anyways thread for beginners.it accurate info posted from a site I am using in my research.
So, what does thier body language say just before they soak with a water faucet?
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| May 12, 2012, 20:44 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 12, 2012, 04:20)You might want to ask her if she chews first?
. I hope so, if just a little. 
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| May 12, 2012, 21:08 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 12, 2012, 04:20)You might want to ask her if she chews first?
She shouldn't talk with her mouth full.
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| May 12, 2012, 22:03 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 12, 2012, 22:03) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 12, 2012, 04:20)You might want to ask her if she chews first?
She shouldn't talk with her mouth full.
A little "humming" is ok ihough.
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| May 12, 2012, 23:18 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Simple man......
I knew this crowd couldn't resist this post and not let me down...but something is worrying me..Free ,why are you so quiet...
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| May 13, 2012, 02:16 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Simple man......
Free is doing some field testing.
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| May 13, 2012, 05:43 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 13, 2012, 05:43)Free is doing some field testing.
I knew he was far to interested in where I lived and where I hide my still....he'll probably run into the young lady that propositioned me in town,that will distract him for a week or so with his "field testing" I also heard a rumour that there was a creepy guy in town trying to pay the strippers for lap dances with Cheeto's. I think your on to something Newbs
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| May 13, 2012, 05:56 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Simple man......
They knew something was wrong when they didn't need fingerprint dust. There was already very clear finger prints in a strange orange dust with a nasty smell. The real scary part was that they found many of these prints on the dancers asses and tits.
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| May 13, 2012, 06:13 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Simple man......
........and I thought WAL-MART was having a sale on orange glitter
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| May 13, 2012, 06:39 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 13, 2012, 06:39)........and I thought WAL-MART was having a sale on orange glitter
Totally different taste when you lick it.
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| May 13, 2012, 13:15 |
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Re: Simple man......
Sorry guys. Ive been busy at my Occupy Wall Street rally where I was approached by a 70 year old hippie lady with a gray pony tail that promised that if I agreed to be chained to the front of a bank with her that she would name a star after me. So, I got that goin for me.
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| May 13, 2012, 14:35 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 13, 2012, 14:35)Sorry guys. Ive been busy at my Occupy Wall Street rally where I was approached by a 70 year old hippie lady with a gray pony tail that promised that if I agreed to be chained to the front of a bank with her that she would name a star after me. So, I got that goin for me.
yay free got his own groopie,go free lol
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| May 13, 2012, 14:46 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 13, 2012, 14:35)Sorry guys. Ive been busy at my Occupy Wall Street rally where I was approached by a 70 year old hippie lady with a gray pony tail that promised that if I agreed to be chained to the front of a bank with her that she would name a star after me. So, I got that goin for me.
And, you said you wouldn't tell my real age! 
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| May 13, 2012, 15:39 |
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Re: Simple man......
Well since the cat's outta the bag, I suppose it's ok to say that I love when you take your dentures out!
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| May 13, 2012, 15:55 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 13, 2012, 15:55)Well since the cat's outta the bag, I suppose it's ok to say that I love when you take your dentures out!
Wow. I didn't know Kiss was into gumming.
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| May 13, 2012, 20:15 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Simple man......
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 13, 2012, 14:35)Sorry guys. Ive been busy at my Occupy Wall Street rally where I was approached by a 70 year old hippie lady with a gray pony tail that promised that if I agreed to be chained to the front of a bank with her that she would name a star after me. So, I got that goin for me.
. Damn, now I know why I'm so lonely. Free is scooping up on all the prime real estate. Crap.
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| May 13, 2012, 20:37 |
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