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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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SEX
Yes,Sex burns calories and the longer and wilder the romp ,the more calories burned.
ACTION CALORIES
Masturbation 100-150
Tickling 17
Swooning. 6
Kissing(1hour). 120-325
Unclasping bra with hands 8
One-handed 18
With mouth 87
Foreplay. 30-400
Intercourse 50-100
Orgasm. 60-100
(Having sex three times a week burns up to 7.500 calories per year.Thats the equivalent of jogging 75 miles.The more intense the sex,the more calories burned -Up to 15,000 calories annually (if you are making love three times a week) Burning 15,000 calories amounts to more than 4 pounds of body fat loss per year !
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| May 11, 2012, 20:14 |
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Re: SEX
No wonder I'm so fat
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| May 11, 2012, 20:18 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: SEX
Jennie Craig, eat your heart out.  . Hey Jen, lose THIS.  
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| May 11, 2012, 20:25 |
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Re: SEX
You left out blow jobs
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| May 11, 2012, 20:29 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 11, 2012, 20:29)You left out blow jobs
The blower may get more of a calorie burn than the blowie......unless there is a burning sensation 24 hours after,that would be a std. afterburn.
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| May 11, 2012, 20:38 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (perveman @ May 11, 2012, 20:25)Jennie Craig, eat your heart out. . Hey Jen, lose THIS.
. Fogive me then. I will re phrase that. Hey Jenn, eat this.  . Remember kids, watch those calories.
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| May 11, 2012, 21:04 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 11, 2012, 20:29)You left out blow jobs
Well, what does this mean?????????
With mouth 87
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| May 11, 2012, 21:33 |
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 11, 2012, 20:29)You left out blow jobs
they's gone with the wind
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| May 11, 2012, 21:42 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 11, 2012, 21:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 11, 2012, 20:29)You left out blow jobs
Well, what does this mean?????????
With mouth 87
Theres other ways? Do tell.
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| May 11, 2012, 21:48 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (perveman @ May 11, 2012, 21:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 11, 2012, 21:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 11, 2012, 20:29)You left out blow jobs
Well, what does this mean?????????
With mouth 87 Theres other ways? Do tell.
Should be, "With mouth 69" ???
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| May 11, 2012, 21:51 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 11, 2012, 21:51) QUOTE (perveman @ May 11, 2012, 21:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 11, 2012, 21:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 11, 2012, 20:29)You left out blow jobs
Well, what does this mean?????????
With mouth 87 Theres other ways? Do tell.
Should be, "With mouth 69" ???
I'm so naive. What are the other 68? I need to know.
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| May 11, 2012, 22:19 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: SEX
Seems like its.healthier to self serve lol.although depending on the encounter sex can be like an arobic. Workout,last night was 45 minute me. Standing at end of bed her just at edge when we finished we were both drenched.legs were shaking .I have reasonably strong legs but was.weak in the knees after this.it seems like that should.have burned.500-600.caleries 
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| May 12, 2012, 13:16 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 11, 2012, 21:51) QUOTE (perveman @ May 11, 2012, 21:48) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 11, 2012, 21:33) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 11, 2012, 20:29)You left out blow jobs
Well, what does this mean?????????
With mouth 87 Theres other ways? Do tell.
Should be, "With mouth 69" ???
Is that what they call double dipping?
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| May 12, 2012, 22:01 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: SEX
Kam does this mean we can skip the gym when I'm there? We need to add a few calories back in because I swallow. Hey, I even burn calories when I'm on the phone with you.
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| May 13, 2012, 05:59 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: SEX
I'm working on being able to do both.
 
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| May 13, 2012, 10:48 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: SEX
This just in: Thinking of sex, 0 calories. Now thats watching weight! (I just flipped this to page 2. Dont I feel special. Add "Dumb ass" critter here)
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| May 13, 2012, 12:06 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: SEX
I wonder how many calories for those hot, wet dreams, which cause you to toss and turn through the night waking in a sweat?
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| May 15, 2012, 12:25 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 15, 2012, 12:25)
I wonder how many calories for those hot, wet dreams, which cause you to toss and turn through the night waking in a sweat?
I can only speak for myself when I say It feels like 400-500,sometimes I think If your dreams are hot enough its like having sex all nite,one can only reflect off personal experiences..all I can say is I hope everyone is lucky enough to have them..
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| May 15, 2012, 12:50 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 15, 2012, 12:25)
I wonder how many calories for those hot, wet dreams, which cause you to toss and turn through the night waking in a sweat?
Some mornings I think I may die of dehydration.....how did you sleep last night Kiss?
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| May 15, 2012, 15:14 |
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Re: SEX
Ok, so here is a little equation I've cum up with. I will expect answers to be posted by 3:30PM est, 17 Feb 2012.
A man wakes in the morning after having a long night of erotic dreams. He begins to slide his hand back and forth over the length of his erect cock. He performs this task repeatedly for approximately 3 minutes, until he decides to turn toward the woman lying in bed next to him.
He then begins to embrace her in the spoon position, pulling his body tightly against hers, and starts kissing the base of her neck and shoulders. He contiunes this action for approxiamtely 10 minutes before softly cupping her breast.
She slowly turns her head to face him and the begin kissing, lightly at first, then becoming more deep and passionate. This continues for approximately 10 more minutes. During this time, the man has also been squeezing and fondling her breasts, as well as rolling her firm nipples between his fingertips.
Slowly the man's hand begins to work it's way down her tummy to her smooth, now wet lips. He slowly massages the area aroung her erect clitoris for approximately 5 minutes while kissing her, until he desperately wants to taste her sweet, thick secretion.
He repositions himself to a 69 position, where his tongue glides back and forth between the lips of her smooth pussy . Ocassionally, he also drifts as far as to run the tip of his tongue over her puckered rosebud. The woman begins to take the man's cock slowly into her mouth,just the head at first, then continuing down the shaft until it's entire length is buried in her. During this action, she also fondles his balls. Both begin to rock their hips toward one another as the state of arousal grows higher. They continue this action for approxiamtely 22 minutes.
1. How many calories has each burned during the action that has been completed thus far?
2. If they were to complete the scenario by performing intercourse for approximately 35 minutes, the woman having 3 orgasms and the man having 2 orgasms, how many calories will each have burned upon completion?
Please list your answers seperately for man's calories and woman's calories.
Bonus: How many calories will I have burned performing actions from imagining this scenario between Kiss and myself?
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| May 15, 2012, 16:07 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: SEX
Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
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| June 5, 2012, 00:30 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 5, 2012, 00:30)
Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
like slow dancing?,I guess i could buy that,thats the only dance I can do without looking like a total spazz.I can see why,If your into the lady your dancing with your lust should increase as your bodies sway to the music.makes sense I guess.
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| June 5, 2012, 13:46 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (onehornee @ June 5, 2012, 13:46) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 5, 2012, 00:30)
Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
like slow dancing?,I guess i could buy that,thats the only dance I can do without looking like a total spazz.I can see why,If your into the lady your dancing with your lust should increase as your bodies sway to the music.makes sense I guess.
Ever dance with the locals in the Bahamas? That would burn at least twice as much as it is grinding and humping to music!
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| June 5, 2012, 13:56 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 5, 2012, 13:56) QUOTE (onehornee @ June 5, 2012, 13:46) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 5, 2012, 00:30)
Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
like slow dancing?,I guess i could buy that,thats the only dance I can do without looking like a total spazz.I can see why,If your into the lady your dancing with your lust should increase as your bodies sway to the music.makes sense I guess.
Ever dance with the locals in the Bahamas? That would burn at least twice as much as it is grinding and humping to music!
Nope never been there, but I have to be careful,i really cant dance and it really shows lol..altho i find if I just add alcohol it makes it easier to live with my actions on the floor lol.I kindof like the sound of the grinding and humping to music tho... like dirty dancing.
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| June 5, 2012, 14:02 |
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marcopolo2010
78 / couple
lynnwood, Washington, US
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Re: SEX
Well now ........ based upon the afore mentioned info, i can now answer the question about "happiness".
Happiness for me would be to become a "lean - mean - fat burning machine" !!!!!
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| June 5, 2012, 23:59 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: SEX
Napping. Adds calories. Thats what I'm talking about.
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| June 6, 2012, 01:00 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: SEX
How timely. I just posted my usual useless crap, laying here listening to a radio talk show host, and just ran by Al Roaker having by-pass surgery, and likened his wieght loss wieght loss as "What, he lost like about 3 people." I found it a bit humous.
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| June 6, 2012, 01:22 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: SEX
Don't mean to be a party-pooper here, but when did anybody ever lock lips (Kissing) for an hour?!...Oh, Marcy! Break out the Chap-Stik honey! We need to lose a few calories!...
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| June 6, 2012, 05:05 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ June 6, 2012, 05:05)Don't mean to be a party-pooper here, but when did anybody ever lock lips (Kissing) for an hour?!...Oh, Marcy! Break out the Chap-Stik honey! We need to lose a few calories!...
lol GG
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| June 6, 2012, 13:58 |
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ June 6, 2012, 05:05)Don't mean to be a party-pooper here, but when did anybody ever lock lips (Kissing) for an hour?!...Oh, Marcy! Break out the Chap-Stik honey! We need to lose a few calories!...
Actually.....I have been kissed for that long, with some hands slipping around all over the place too - but I kiss really well!
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| June 6, 2012, 14:45 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (josie34 @ June 6, 2012, 14:45) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ June 6, 2012, 05:05)Don't mean to be a party-pooper here, but when did anybody ever lock lips (Kissing) for an hour?!...Oh, Marcy! Break out the Chap-Stik honey! We need to lose a few calories!...
Actually.....I have been kissed for that long, with some hands slipping around all over the place too - but I kiss really well!
I was gonna say, I remembrer some rather long, and intense kissing sessions pleasureable for us both. I however, never timed them.
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| June 6, 2012, 15:20 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 6, 2012, 15:20) QUOTE (josie34 @ June 6, 2012, 14:45) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ June 6, 2012, 05:05)Don't mean to be a party-pooper here, but when did anybody ever lock lips (Kissing) for an hour?!...Oh, Marcy! Break out the Chap-Stik honey! We need to lose a few calories!...
Actually.....I have been kissed for that long, with some hands slipping around all over the place too - but I kiss really well!
I was gonna say, I remembrer some rather long, and intense kissing sessions pleasureable for us both. I however, never timed them.
Long ago Ive experience longer Kissing sessions spawned from an intense desire, and if your both into eachother you can feel the energy flow between you,Its awesome and must burn calories. We were so involve i couldnt tell you how long or anything except being totally involved in what we were doing.
Yanno they say that first Kiss will make or break your new love interest.this online stuff must create situations like that, As you grow fond of someone, and the desires build,everything hinges on spending a few calories while kissing your potential love interest. lol.
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| June 6, 2012, 15:36 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: SEX
I still wanna nap.
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| June 6, 2012, 15:43 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (perveman @ June 6, 2012, 15:43)I still wanna nap.
lmfao Perve you kill me ..lol
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| June 6, 2012, 15:44 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 6, 2012, 15:20) QUOTE (josie34 @ June 6, 2012, 14:45) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ June 6, 2012, 05:05)Don't mean to be a party-pooper here, but when did anybody ever lock lips (Kissing) for an hour?!...Oh, Marcy! Break out the Chap-Stik honey! We need to lose a few calories!...
Actually.....I have been kissed for that long, with some hands slipping around all over the place too - but I kiss really well!
I was gonna say, I remembrer some rather long, and intense kissing sessions pleasureable for us both. I however, never timed them.
I seem to remember it being about an hour and a half..give or take five minutes
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| June 6, 2012, 21:36 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: SEX
hi hear ya prev , weres our pinkie blankie.....we get so snuggly even the cats want in....
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| June 7, 2012, 00:27 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: SEX
QUOTE (ashkats @ June 7, 2012, 00:27)hi hear ya prev , weres our pinkie blankie.....we get so snuggly even the cats want in....
. Got the one cat at my feet, the other at my side, sleeping, as usual. Lazy ass's. Just like thier daddy (me). I'm so proud.
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| June 7, 2012, 00:53 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: SEX
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 11, 2012, 20:14)Yes,Sex burns calories and the longer and wilder the romp ,the more calories burned.
ACTION CALORIES
Masturbation 100-150
Tickling 17
Swooning. 6
Kissing(1hour). 120-325
Unclasping bra with hands 8
One-handed 18
With mouth 87
Foreplay. 30-400
Intercourse 50-100
Orgasm. 60-100
(Having sex three times a week burns up to 7.500 calories per year.Thats the equivalent of jogging 75 miles.The more intense the sex,the more calories burned -Up to 15,000 calories annually (if you are making love three times a week) Burning 15,000 calories amounts to more than 4 pounds of body fat loss per year !
Thats awsome,Once I start getting sexed regularly I can slack off on my walks a bit,and focus on improving sexual performances,to better improve health.. very cool..
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| June 16, 2012, 20:17 |
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