I'm no marketing expert, but I think you'll get more interest if you mention the deer and the antelope playing, and have less discouraging words...

The "cheap", got my attention. (who would have thunk?). And if you all think I am not dumb enoogh buy this property, ha ha, you are sadly mistaken.

"sleep at the foot of your bed and disgust any overnite geusts you have by his habit of snoring and farting all night,then waking you up in the morning at 5 :15 with a drooling fit on your face."

This describes a lot of men.

"sleep at the foot of your bed and disgust any overnite geusts you have by his habit of snoring and farting all night,then waking you up in the morning at 5 :15 with a drooling fit on your face."

This describes a lot of men.

  QUOTE (perveman @ May 11, 2012, 11:11)
i can see it now, 1400 acre nakey park lol

Not interested. You made no mention of the Still.

"sleep at the foot of your bed and disgust any overnite geusts you have by his habit of snoring and farting all night,then waking you up in the morning at 5 :15 with a drooling fit on your face."

This describes a lot of men.

So, what do you want to be when you grow up?

  QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 11, 2012, 16:30)
The gentleman who takes measurments in Victorias Seceret....or maybe your pool boy....I can't decide

Your ranch sound like my house on a much larger scale. I walked out side and looked at the broken gutter hanging down and grass that already looks like it should be at a deserted house somewhere and Then looked at the broken lawnmower and thought YEP the joys of being of homeowner. I can't stand it.I don't get people that like doing yard work and home repairs. I have a neighbor that spends EVERY weekend from daylight to past sundown working on his lawn and house. First I want to blow up his mower and leaf blower because it is never off and it wakes me up. Besides that I just wonder don't these people have a life? They work then they are a slave to their home. They only way its great is if you can afford to pay others to do things for you.

Is this Craigslist, Real Estate section? Can someone direct me to Tucson. Thinking about trading my place in. Thank you.

I'm srewed Syb. Wont make the cut.

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 11, 2012, 22:29)
well thats true newb's but my problem with that is,my nearest neighbour is 2 miles away,and the nearest town with able bodied people to do the work is a hour and a half away....so i geuss i'm a self inflicted do-it-yourselfer

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 11, 2012, 23:00)


There are some advantages to not having neighbors. I had a house in the woods with no neighbors in hearing or seeing range and I had a house in the city where our neighbors were a few feet away. Most times I prefer the house in the woods.

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 12, 2012, 04:08)
me too..I can take a leak anytime and anywhere I want,and i have my bathtub outside,so i can see the veiw....

  QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 13, 2012, 02:23)


Funny but I definitely was not thinking about peering outside when I thought about advantages of not having nieghbors too close.

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 13, 2012, 05:47)
See and for me it was the first thing that came to mind,I don't even have a frosted window,or blinds, in my bathroom,although perhaps I should move my geust cottage,always wondered why some people don't come back for a second visit,i was blaming my gassy rotweiller

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 13, 2012, 05:47)
See and for me it was the first thing that came to mind,I don't even have a frosted window,or blinds, in my bathroom,although perhaps I should move my geust cottage,always wondered why some people don't come back for a second visit,i was blaming my gassy rotweiller

catching someone peeing or peering can have interesting consequences