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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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So !!!
So I start my day like anyother only today I notice a little pond on the ground under my truck, Hmmm didnt rain, WTF. Look around to find a rusted through steel radiator hose,ok i can do this, I top off the coolant head out get to the busuness Im going to, ( a regular)And Ask the Blonde can i use your outside faucet,I like this stop 2 really nice looking ladies I always flirt with,, , Sure she says,Hands me the Faucet key away I go yippeee!!
I use the key and turn on the faucet but nothing comes out, huh,turn it off then back on and nothing, hmmm ok I will just crouch and look in to see if bugs are blocking it,, Nope hmmm. So down on one knee I set the jug off to the side And wiggle the key.All the sudden Gush a torrent of water starts gushing out Ahhhhh im in front of it crouched And guess what, It soaks My crotch ,leaving me dripping and very embarrassed,
As i try to figure out if anyone has seen me,The cute brunette peers around the corner,grinning ear to ear partially covering her mouth,I am so embarrassed I bet you could see my glow from space,turns out the blonde was messing with the inside shutoff while I was trying to fill my jugs
,As I stood I can feel the water running down my inner leg, All the sudden the blonde come up next to the brunette looks at my crotch and starts giggling too,I stand there beet red smiling and shaking my head what else can you do at this point
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So, I fill me coolant and the jugs ,go to return the key, somehow there are 5 ladies in the office,there never 5 ladies back here.. lest we forget me standing dripping water on the floor Im soaked ,Trying to make a quick escape The brunette Speaks Up, hey ladies Andy's here for the wet crotch contest.I felt the blood rush to my face worse, this time and couldnt get out of there fast enough....I am so freekin gonna get her.I made a hasty escape with what was left of my dignity ..Woman say men are pigs well let me tell you we have nothing on women.
I cant wait to go back here....  ...
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| May 3, 2012, 16:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: So !!!
Hmmmmm? SO, I read your first time in the Red Room, just you and 3 women. I lost count of the number of women in this story. A bad day? .....
Seems to me most men would love to be walking in your shoes, or pants.... wet or not?
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| May 3, 2012, 17:09 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: So !!!
NOT!
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| May 3, 2012, 17:32 |
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Re: So !!!
Sounds like a pretty shitty way to start your day!
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| May 3, 2012, 17:42 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: So !!!
Im soaked ,Trying to make a quick escape The brunette Speaks Up, hey ladies Andy's here for the wet crotch contest.I felt the blood rush to my face worse, this time and couldnt get out of there fast enough
Bah. Dude that's when you play it up. Next time thrust your hips and ask if you win!
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| May 3, 2012, 17:45 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: So !!!
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 3, 2012, 17:09)Hmmmmm? SO, I read your first time in the Red Room, just you and 3 women. I lost count of the number of women in this story. A bad day? .....
Seems to me most men would love to be walking in your shoes, or pants.... wet or not?
Love the female attention, just so easily embarrassed.
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| May 3, 2012, 18:48 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: So !!!
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 3, 2012, 17:45)Im soaked ,Trying to make a quick escape The brunette Speaks Up, hey ladies Andy's here for the wet crotch contest.I felt the blood rush to my face worse, this time and couldnt get out of there fast enough
Bah. Dude that's when you play it up. Next time thrust your hips and ask if you win!
Lmao Karamel,If you ever seen me in action sometimes Its best to escape ,,Yea free Its a bad start,Gotta love it ,now its the mechanics job,Wait thats me   .
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| May 3, 2012, 18:55 |
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Re: So !!!
Hell, that's not bad.
Bad would be having all the coolant run out of the engine in the middle of no where. With that hole rusted in the coolant tube big enough to put a Geo in.
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| May 3, 2012, 20:28 |
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Re: So !!!
Thats truck driver talk! 10-4 Good Buddy!
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| May 3, 2012, 22:52 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: So !!!
not to mention wet , but also cold too, that will take the rise out of your levi's 501 and i dont care how many ladies are there lol 
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| May 3, 2012, 23:56 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: So !!!
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 3, 2012, 18:55) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 3, 2012, 17:45)Im soaked ,Trying to make a quick escape The brunette Speaks Up, hey ladies Andy's here for the wet crotch contest.I felt the blood rush to my face worse, this time and couldnt get out of there fast enough
Bah. Dude that's when you play it up. Next time thrust your hips and ask if you win! Lmao Karamel,If you ever seen me in action sometimes Its best to escape ,,Yea free Its a bad start,Gotta love it ,now its the mechanics job,Wait thats me .
Don't encourage Kam. lol He does stuff like that all the time. I am always amazed he gets away with as much as he does. The women love him. They flirt with him all the time. I like when I turn things around on him . He normally says things to embarrass the women tellers at his bank.They blush and he laughs. Last time we (the tellers and I) turned it him and he was actually speechless. That was a first!And so much fun to see.
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| May 4, 2012, 03:27 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: So !!!
Lol newbie,yea there's no shortage. Of fast thinking females around and if the flirting goes both ways as successful flirting does,it always opens thY door of playfulness,I think karamel may have more refined his flirting mojo then I so I have to encourage him .I'm.glad to see others into this playful sometimes embarrassing pastime.Personally I can't not flirt.its automatic just need to know when to use moderation.and sometimes the switch is just in the off position.
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| May 4, 2012, 12:51 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: So !!!
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 3, 2012, 17:09)Hmmmmm? SO, I read your first time in the Red Room, just you and 3 women. I lost count of the number of women in this story. A bad day? .....
Seems to me most men would love to be walking in your shoes, or pants.... wet or not?
felt I needed to reflect more on my redroom experience,It was Awsome, And I lost myself in the moment,Not a big cyber type so It was Definatley fun to Become exposed to it,The number of women Well I am pretty sure there were 3 in the Red Room but One in Particular Had my full attention.I cant say who It was As she made me sign a nondisclosure Statement,I never kiss and tell.lol
As for most men wanting to be in my shoes or pants wet or not,I know Sometimes I think I have it made Then Other times I think a Need the Maid.I also Know If you dont put your neck on the block on occasion, you never get the opportunity to experience better things in life,  ,,.
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| May 4, 2012, 13:35 |
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