|
| AUTHOR |
MESSAGE |
|
sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
|
Porn that you can't get out of your head......
You know that porn title that seems to stick in your memory,or perhaps a favorite scene you have in your mind and you can recall the title in an instant.I realize, that in this particular crowd the list may get rather long for some of you, just start posting off the top of your head,or go to your hidden collection under the bed........oh and the funnier the better
|
| April 5, 2012, 05:24 |
|
sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
Four Finger club 1,2,3,4 .......Tail Pipe Babes.....This Aint Gilligans Island......I Seduced Your Mom and She Likes It From Behind...
|
| April 5, 2012, 05:29 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
Who the heck watches porn? You must live on a secluded farm. LOL
|
| April 5, 2012, 07:00 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
I like porn bloopers. Yeah, theres the ones where the props break, like beds, desks, chairs. Another funny one involves out takes from an anal scene where the guy couldn't penetrate her (no, he wasnt huge). After several attempts and several "ouches" the girl gets fed up and says "Get this guy outta here, I cant work with him".
Some of the funniest involve misplaced cum shots. One went a little too far and hit the lens of the camera. And the camera man's forehead. Another was a guy who forgot to pull out and came inside the actress and she went berserk and beat the shit out of him. Then there was the massive shot that went straight up the girls nostril causing her to start gagging and choking. But the most disturbing one was a MMF threesome where the one dude just let it fly and didnt realize it was going in the other dude's face. "WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKIN ASS!"
Well Syb, you asked.
|
| April 5, 2012, 12:16 |
|
perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
Thats just funny right there Free. Been so many years since I watched porn, I really cannot comment.
|
| April 5, 2012, 13:40 |
|
User no longer registered.
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
That clip, Free is a classic! I've seen it, shared the link.
|
| April 5, 2012, 13:46 |
|
sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
Yes.. Free.. there is nothing worse than a misplaced shot! and yes I did ask..........Dark ..I'm not going to dignify that..O.K. yes it gets very lonely here but thats why I don't raise sheep,to avoid the temptations....and Perve "COME ON" you expect all of us here to believe its been years...what about that mail order collection you've been receaving since the late 80's ? we all know that addition you put on your house was to store your permanent collection..
|
| April 5, 2012, 14:40 |
|
perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
Dammit. Busted agaIn. Shit, I hate when thT happens.
|
| April 5, 2012, 16:25 |
|
sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
|
Re: Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
QUOTE (perveman @ April 5, 2012, 16:25)Dammit. Busted agaIn. Shit, I hate when thT happens.
We dont call you perve for nothing!! ....come to think of it wasn't there a whole series called Perveman?...damn i thought you looked familiar!!
|
| April 5, 2012, 17:39 |
|
perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
Oh Syb, that was just a silly kid thing. Now, I am much older, but not a bit brighter. lol (Got that dumb ass thing goin on)
|
| April 5, 2012, 18:05 |
|
perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
|
Re: Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
QUOTE (perveman @ April 5, 2012, 18:05)Oh Syb, that was just a silly kid thing. Now, I am much older, but not a bit brighter. lol (Got that dumb ass thing goin on)
. Btw, how do ya'll like it? Here it is, scale from 1 to whatever.  . Now thats a booty call . Oh perve, ya got em rollin in the isles.
|
| April 5, 2012, 18:12 |
|
wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
|
Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
In Flesh Gordon "Wang The Merciless" is referred to as "Your Arse-Holiness" which always makes me smile.
But for shear brilliance it's hard to beat the all-time classic Debbie Does Dallas and especially the line "Let's go and see Mr Hardwick at the candle shop..."
|
| April 5, 2012, 18:26 |
|
GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
|
Re: Re: Porn that you can't get out of your head......
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ April 5, 2012, 18:26)In Flesh Gordon "Wang The Merciless" is referred to as "Your Arse-Holiness" which always makes me smile.
But for shear brilliance it's hard to beat the all-time classic Debbie Does Dallas and especially the line "Let's go and see Mr Hardwick at the candle shop..."
Never laughed so hard, when Flesh and Dale get attacked by a herd of penisauruses. Or the scene where the doctor gives Dale a dress to wear to cover her naked body and he tells her, "It was my mother's, she was buried in it." lol... 
|
| April 6, 2012, 23:15 |
|
|
