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Vacation Destination
Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
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| March 23, 2012, 18:36 |
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Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So the rumor is true you're traveling by boat of which you've been named a "REAR" Admiral! 
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| March 23, 2012, 19:27 |
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ March 23, 2012, 19:27) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So the rumor is true you're traveling by boat of which you've been named a "REAR" Admiral!
Hey Man, I go where I'm needed.
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| March 23, 2012, 19:35 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Vacation Destination
Going to Tucson.  Short trip. 
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| March 23, 2012, 19:41 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 19:35) QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ March 23, 2012, 19:27) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So the rumor is true you're traveling by boat of which you've been named a "REAR" Admiral!
Hey Man, I go where I'm needed.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "Swab the Poop Deck!" 
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| March 23, 2012, 22:45 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So when are you going and for how long? We might as well put it all out there so they can rob you blind while your away.
I just love when people do that on the social websites. They have everything about their lives on the site then tell the world they are going to be away for a few weeks in some foreign country so just take your time robing my house, boat, car, etc...Then the victims seem so confused as to how the guys that robed them knew they would be out of town and where they lived and what they had to steel.
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| March 23, 2012, 23:08 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ March 23, 2012, 22:45) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 19:35) QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ March 23, 2012, 19:27) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So the rumor is true you're traveling by boat of which you've been named a "REAR" Admiral!
Hey Man, I go where I'm needed.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "Swab the Poop Deck!"
. Thats just funny right there. 
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| March 24, 2012, 00:42 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 23, 2012, 23:08) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So when are you going and for how long? We might as well put it all out there so they can rob you blind while your away.
I just love when people do that on the social websites. They have everything about their lives on the site then tell the world they are going to be away for a few weeks in some foreign country so just take your time robing my house, boat, car, etc...Then the victims seem so confused as to how the guys that robed them knew they would be out of town and where they lived and what they had to steel.
Good one Newbs. Hey, when I leave Tucson, it will be in body bag. So, hears what we do, set up a week, when I will be gone (not), give my address out, and surprise, ME! That will learn them. They will call the cops on themselves. Now THAT, would amuse me.
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| March 24, 2012, 00:52 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (perveman @ March 24, 2012, 00:42) QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ March 23, 2012, 22:45) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 19:35) QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ March 23, 2012, 19:27) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So the rumor is true you're traveling by boat of which you've been named a "REAR" Admiral!
Hey Man, I go where I'm needed.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "Swab the Poop Deck!" . Thats just funny right there.
...........Tell Captain Hindgrinder hello from me...
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| March 24, 2012, 01:08 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Vacation Destination
Unfuckingbelieveable, that is all I have to say, "UNBELIEVEABLE"!
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| March 24, 2012, 02:21 |
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Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
are they located on Kronos? i hear that the main food source are Dingleberries...
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| March 24, 2012, 04:58 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ March 23, 2012, 19:27) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So the rumor is true you're traveling by boat of which you've been named a "REAR" Admiral!
It's a shitty job, but someone has to do it
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| March 24, 2012, 09:50 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ March 23, 2012, 19:27) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So the rumor is true you're traveling by boat of which you've been named a "REAR" Admiral!
The crew presumably includes:
Master Bates
Seaman Staines
Roger The Cabin Boy
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| March 24, 2012, 09:53 |
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Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ March 24, 2012, 09:53) QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ March 23, 2012, 19:27) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2012, 18:36)Im heading to the Anal Virgin Islands this year
So the rumor is true you're traveling by boat of which you've been named a "REAR" Admiral!
The crew presumably includes:
Master Bates
Seaman Staines
Roger The Cabin Boy
Now that's funny; I don't care who you are!!
But in case we've went too far, Lord forgive us and bless all the starving pygmies in New Guinea -- amen.
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| March 24, 2012, 16:37 |
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Re: Vacation Destination
Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation
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| March 29, 2012, 11:53 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 11:53)Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation
I keep a place in lake titicaca and visit regularly.its a great destination,and leaves a lasting mammery
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| March 29, 2012, 16:19 |
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 29, 2012, 16:19) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 11:53)Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation I keep a place in lake titicaca and visit regularly.its a great destination,and leaves a lasting mammery
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!
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| March 29, 2012, 16:35 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 11:53)Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation
I assume you'll be going to the Vagin Islands by air? On your final approach be sure to check out the landing strip; it's very similar to the one in Rio de Janeiro.
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| March 29, 2012, 17:07 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ March 29, 2012, 17:07) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 11:53)Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation
I assume you'll be going to the Vagin Islands by air? On your final approach be sure to check out the landing strip; it's very similar to the one in Rio de Janeiro.
Ive heard they have just recently trimmed the sides of the landing strip,Islanders like it neat and tidy
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| March 29, 2012, 17:11 |
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Re: Vacation Destination
No, I opted to go the direct route where you drive right in through an underwater tunnel. Its dark, wet, and it has its ups and downs, but I was promised that you can glide right in and it's a pretty smooth ride
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| March 29, 2012, 17:20 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 17:20)No, I opted to go the direct route where you drive right in through an underwater tunnel. Its dark, wet, and it has its ups and downs, but I was promised that you can glide right in and it's a pretty smooth ride
Oh ya I've been there,but just below the entrance to that tunnel is another exit the locals call the "Tail Pipe" it's kind of a short cut, and rougher on the equipment.but it will get you there faster....
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| March 29, 2012, 17:36 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 17:20)No, I opted to go the direct route where you drive right in through an underwater tunnel. Its dark, wet, and it has its ups and downs, but I was promised that you can glide right in and it's a pretty smooth ride
Be careful down there Free. In my experience it's very easy to trigger earthquakes and tsunamis when exploring that region.
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| March 29, 2012, 17:45 |
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QUOTE (wandering5tar @ March 29, 2012, 17:45) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 17:20)No, I opted to go the direct route where you drive right in through an underwater tunnel. Its dark, wet, and it has its ups and downs, but I was promised that you can glide right in and it's a pretty smooth ride
Be careful down there Free. In my experience it's very easy to trigger earthquakes and tsunamis when exploring that region.
Excellent point, my favourite Brit Bud. The adventurous side of me would actually like to experience that. However, I only have two fears about this little trek; A volcanic eruption that would spew hot lava all over, or a high pressure climatic disturbance. Either of which could end this pleasure trip prematurely.
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| March 30, 2012, 11:56 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 30, 2012, 11:56) QUOTE (wandering5tar @ March 29, 2012, 17:45) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 17:20)No, I opted to go the direct route where you drive right in through an underwater tunnel. Its dark, wet, and it has its ups and downs, but I was promised that you can glide right in and it's a pretty smooth ride
Be careful down there Free. In my experience it's very easy to trigger earthquakes and tsunamis when exploring that region.
Excellent point, my favourite Brit Bud. The adventurous side of me would actually like to experience that. However, I only have two fears about this little trek; A volcanic eruption that would spew hot lava all over, or a high pressure climatic disturbance. Either of which could end this pleasure trip prematurely.
A premature eruption would certainly be a disappointing way to end such a trip.
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| March 30, 2012, 13:45 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Vacation Destination
An eruption doesnt have to end the trip. With the right stimuli the geysers can erupt repeatedly. It's a beautiful thing to see.
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| March 30, 2012, 13:50 |
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Re: Vacation Destination
We are an odd bunch, arent we?
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| March 30, 2012, 14:09 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Vacation Destination
Not leaving Tucson, but when they zip the bag up around my cold body, will be going to Cap d' Agde, France for a permanant vacation. If you catch my drift. 
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| March 30, 2012, 14:09 |
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 30, 2012, 14:09)We are an odd bunch, arent we?
hey, I readin' it and lovin' it all
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| March 30, 2012, 14:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Vacation Destination
This is one of the funniest and most creative threads I think I've ever seen. Loving it, too!
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| March 30, 2012, 14:41 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 30, 2012, 14:09)We are an odd bunch, arent we?
I hope so. And I depend on it. If we were "normal", how could we have so much fun?  
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| March 30, 2012, 14:56 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 11:53)Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation
...Free ,..can i have the number of your travel agent?
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| March 30, 2012, 20:19 |
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Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2012, 20:19) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 11:53)Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation ...Free ,..can i have the number of your travel agent?
Now THAT was funny!
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| March 30, 2012, 20:28 |
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Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2012, 20:19) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 11:53)Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation ...Free ,..can i have the number of your travel agent?
I use Miss Lingise or Mr. Atio at Association Professionals. Dial 1-800-ASSPROS and ask for Connie or Phil.
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| March 30, 2012, 21:00 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 30, 2012, 21:00) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ March 30, 2012, 20:19) QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 29, 2012, 11:53)Change in plans. Looks like this trip is going to be extended. I just got a call from my therapist, err, I mean travel agent. Seems with all my points, I now have a package the I can use to start off at Lake Titicaca, then down to a new resort called the Vagin Islands, which offers the tourist areas of Mount Hope and Mount Joy. Then I'll finish off on the back end of the trip by visiting the Anal Virgin Islands. Im gonna need a vacation to rest up from my vacation ...Free ,..can i have the number of your travel agent?
I use Miss Lingise or Mr. Atio at Association Professionals. Dial 1-800-ASSPROS and ask for Connie or Phil.
So i am concerned now....I called the toll free # and talked to Phil , he said Connie was busy plugging something in under his desk,and he said if i wanted to book a trip through them I needed three things 1; I had to sign a waiver and provide next of kin 2: I had to provide measurments to fit in the latex suit provided by the travel agency 3: I needed a recomendation from someone who had used their services before......so I said "Ya Freeandsleazy will provde you with that"....He laughed and hung up the phone.Should i be worried?
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| March 31, 2012, 17:14 |
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Re: Vacation Destination
Be very worried My Friend. Very worried
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| March 31, 2012, 17:23 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Vacation Destination
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 31, 2012, 17:23)Be very worried My Friend. Very worried
Shit...... I knew it.!!
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| March 31, 2012, 17:26 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 31, 2012, 17:23)Be very worried My Friend. Very worried
Free!........I booked my trip ,Connie says to say "HI"
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