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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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FIRST TIME SEX
FIRST TIME SEX
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmaci...st it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
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| March 21, 2012, 14:45 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: FIRST TIME SEX
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| March 21, 2012, 22:27 |
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4sex4u
41 / male
lagos, Nigeria
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Re: Re: FIRST TIME SEX
QUOTE (yepper12 @ March 21, 2012, 22:27)
  
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| March 22, 2012, 09:47 |
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sexyone1
64 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: FIRST TIME SEX
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| March 23, 2012, 00:57 |
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SCcouple826
69 / couple
Conway, South Carolina, US
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Re: FIRST TIME SEX
Now that's just funny, I don't care who ya are!!
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| March 31, 2012, 00:59 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: FIRST TIME SEX
QUOTE (SCcouple826 @ March 31, 2012, 00:59)Now that's just funny, I don't care who ya are!!
. Oops. Ya'll forgot to add, (LTCG). Just messin widdya. Have fun!
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| March 31, 2012, 01:06 |
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cyber4290
74 / male
Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US
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Re: FIRST TIME SEX
Talk about embaressed. I wonder if the boy took them back for a refund
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| April 27, 2012, 01:26 |
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onehornee
64 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: FIRST TIME SEX
Lmao,Dadio Looking down at him.hehe 
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| April 27, 2012, 04:25 |
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