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Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
The Pervman doll...own it today! For only $19.95 plus shipping and handling, you not only get one pervman doll, but an extensive wardrobe that includes 1 T-Shirt, 1 undershirt, 1 pair boxer shorts, 1 bath robe, 1 pair of socks, 1 pair of shoes, 1 pair of casual cargo pants, 1 full sleeve button up shirt and 1 European shoulder bag.
Get your pervman doll, layer on the clothing and never have a naked moment!
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| March 18, 2012, 14:52 |
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
does it come with a rechargeable battery? cuz it seems like it might never stop running... 
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| March 18, 2012, 16:03 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Additional items for purchase, the Pervman kitchen complete with oven, pots, pans, and dishes.
And, Perveman pets, a selection of cat and dog, who are Perveman's companions.
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| March 18, 2012, 16:10 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Although I appreciate it Chazzy, all those icky clothes (oo, just gives me the creeps), just be more stuff to pile in the corner. And think how it will scare thr children if they happen upon one. L and H, you just ecouraged me to step it a notch. Your fault. Kiss, what can I say, you hit it on the head. And I really have been trying to teach the chiuahuas spanish, after all, they are mexican. And if you get me more pots and pans, you will be the one washing them buddy.  To you all. (But thank you)
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| March 18, 2012, 16:36 |
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| March 18, 2012, 16:55 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Forgot to ask, would thar be an inflatable doll? Oh, you know its comming. Anyone wanna.........no, I just cannot bring myself to say it. Think I will let someone else go there. DAMMIT! Now you all know I deserve that "Dumb ass" critter. 
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| March 18, 2012, 19:03 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Ok I give up what is The Pervman doll?? Call me dumb but I really do not know
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| March 18, 2012, 20:34 |
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Ah, it's just something silly I made up, just felt like funning with Perv there.
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| March 19, 2012, 00:01 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Chazzy you left out the most important accessory of all. SUN SCREEN. After all, you know he will be naked most of the time. I think the only thing he uses his clothes for is to dust the furniture.(and maybe the occasional trip the the psychologist.)
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| March 19, 2012, 05:47 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
How did you find out I was in theraoy Newbs? But you are wrong about me being "clothing impaired" (the doctor taught me that term), most of the time, its all the time. And the shock treatment, evidently, was of no effect.
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| March 19, 2012, 12:15 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Hey, I did learn the root of my problem. We were so poor when I was young, my mother cut the pockets out of my pants, to give me something to play with. (I think)
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| March 19, 2012, 12:27 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
my dumb lol
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| March 19, 2012, 21:44 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (yepper12 @ March 19, 2012, 21:44)my dumb lol
. You could get one for next halloween. Thats a terrifying thought huh?  
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| March 19, 2012, 21:47 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
what a perv man Halloween costume? oh is that like a cherry 2500 doll , just stick a dvd in her ear then she'll her ya coming....
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| March 19, 2012, 22:25 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Good thing no one out stock in the company manufacturing that bad boy, would have lost your
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| March 20, 2012, 13:52 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ March 18, 2012, 16:10)
Additional items for purchase, the Pervman kitchen complete with oven, pots, pans, and dishes.
And, Perveman pets, a selection of cat and dog, who are Perveman's companions.
Thats cause I am lonely. Someone HOLD me!
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| March 20, 2012, 13:56 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Notice: Viewing a perve doll is hazzerdous to your eyes. Not unlike staring into the sun.
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| March 20, 2012, 15:03 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
do ya cook too??
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| March 20, 2012, 15:09 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (ashkats @ March 20, 2012, 15:09)do ya cook too??
. Hell yes. It can slap hook up the eats.
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| March 20, 2012, 15:12 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
im sure i have to do my own this morning, the wife is all rolled up in a blankie, so i have to do two eggs and ham and jellie toast too
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| March 20, 2012, 15:16 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
The perve doll does breakfast too, and then says "Dennys, grand slam this!"
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| March 20, 2012, 15:30 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
haven't been to Denny's in a while since they took ham off the menu
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| March 20, 2012, 15:37 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Corn beef hash and eggs... MMM, mmmm good!
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| March 20, 2012, 16:00 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
I can do that Kiss. All I ask, is that you hold me. (And do the dishs. Heh heh heh) . Ya, like that would EVER happen. (add dumb ass critter here)
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| March 20, 2012, 17:54 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
and...If you act now, we'll through in the bathroom stall and fuzzy picture talking cell phone ( a 11.99 $ value) absolutely free!!!
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| March 21, 2012, 03:42 |
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
i'm returning mine....it took forever find the pull string...then, when i did find something to pull on (and it was in the front, not the back as i expected). i pulled on it, the string got bigger, and the doll started writhing like it was in pain, and ended up squirting oil all over everything...
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| March 21, 2012, 03:52 |
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Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ March 21, 2012, 03:52)i'm returning mine....it took forever find the pull string...then, when i did find something to pull on (and it was in the front, not the back as i expected). i pulled on it, the string got bigger, and the doll started writhing like it was in pain, and ended up squirting oil all over everything...
there is a money back guarantee, right? refund twice the price is nice!
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| March 21, 2012, 03:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ March 21, 2012, 03:54) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ March 21, 2012, 03:52)i'm returning mine....it took forever find the pull string...then, when i did find something to pull on (and it was in the front, not the back as i expected). i pulled on it, the string got bigger, and the doll started writhing like it was in pain, and ended up squirting oil all over everything... there is a money back guarantee, right? refund twice the price is nice!
. Check is in the mail. I would return the hidious thing too.
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| March 21, 2012, 04:26 |
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Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ March 21, 2012, 03:42)and...If you act now, we'll through in the bathroom stall and fuzzy picture talking cell phone ( a 11.99 $ value) absolutely free!!!
I don't tell you often enough how much I love you.
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| March 21, 2012, 12:34 |
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
But wait! Call within the next 10 minutes and we'll DOUBLE the order! Thats right, you'll get 2 perveman dolls plus all the accessories - an $11.99 value, for just $11.95! (Just pay additional shipping and handling)
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| March 21, 2012, 12:53 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Double the order? And I thougjt I was not wrapped tight enough.
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| March 21, 2012, 14:00 |
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Oh, trust me Perv, I never meant to imply that you were!
(Sorry Dude, but you left that door open and I HAD to run through it!)
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| March 21, 2012, 15:45 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 21, 2012, 15:45)Oh, trust me Perv, I never meant to imply that you were!
(Sorry Dude, but you left that door open and I HAD to run through it!)
I would not of expected anyyhing less Free. Its all good.
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| March 21, 2012, 15:59 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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| April 1, 2012, 01:40 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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| April 1, 2012, 02:45 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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| April 1, 2012, 04:22 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
True Syb. No pics of my butt, thats proves it.
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| April 1, 2012, 11:52 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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| April 1, 2012, 14:04 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Just ignore the penis. Hell, every else does. Dannit! . I am so lonely. All together, ahhh, poor ole perve.
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| April 1, 2012, 14:54 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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| April 1, 2012, 19:45 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Crap! Been foiled again.  
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| April 1, 2012, 20:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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| April 1, 2012, 21:17 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Dammit Syb, someone should have told me that years ago. I was poking "fun", at my gf, and she took "it", seriously. Found out that accidents cause people. Crap.
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| April 1, 2012, 22:31 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (perveman @ April 1, 2012, 22:31)Dammit Syb, someone should have told me that years ago. I was poking "fun", at my gf, and she took "it", seriously. Found out that accidents cause people. Crap.
.Perhaps that explains her loosing conciousness and doing the chicken,while screaming filthy words at you?
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| April 1, 2012, 23:24 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
Be on the look out fot the 2013 bobble head model.
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| April 2, 2012, 22:28 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (perveman @ April 2, 2012, 22:28)Be on the look out fot the 2013 bobble head model.
Now there's an image i didn't need running through my mind
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| April 3, 2012, 22:02 |
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sybianwatcher1
49 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 3, 2012, 22:02) QUOTE (perveman @ April 2, 2012, 22:28)Be on the look out fot the 2013 bobble head model. Now there's an image i didn't need running through my mind
.When you pull the chord on the on the back of the new bobble head model,what does it do?
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| April 3, 2012, 22:57 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 3, 2012, 22:57) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 3, 2012, 22:02) QUOTE (perveman @ April 2, 2012, 22:28)Be on the look out fot the 2013 bobble head model. Now there's an image i didn't need running through my mind .When you pull the chord on the on the back of the new bobble head model,what does it do?
. Too late, you have an image in your head already. You have to o with it now my friend. Ha ha, and ha ha.
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| April 3, 2012, 23:22 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Now Available!!! The Pervman doll
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 3, 2012, 22:57) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ April 3, 2012, 22:02) QUOTE (perveman @ April 2, 2012, 22:28)Be on the look out fot the 2013 bobble head model. Now there's an image i didn't need running through my mind .When you pull the chord on the on the back of the new bobble head model,what does it do?
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