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MESSAGE |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Humour
Marriage Humour
Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'
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Marriage Humour
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'
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| March 7, 2012, 22:09 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Humour
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| March 7, 2012, 23:13 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Humour
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| March 10, 2012, 05:24 |
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