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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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If you get the punchline early, please let me know...
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared. The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in."
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| March 3, 2012, 03:42 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: If you get the punchline early, please let me know...
Good place to hide.
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| March 3, 2012, 04:16 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: If you get the punchline early, please let me know...
I hope they are not filming an episode of "Cheaters"!
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| March 3, 2012, 04:43 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: If you get the punchline early, please let me know...
I'd love to...
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| March 3, 2012, 04:51 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: If you get the punchline early, please let me know...
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| March 3, 2012, 10:42 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: If you get the punchline early, please let me know...
Lol
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| March 3, 2012, 17:21 |
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