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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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A Very Physical Activity...
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:
"Well, Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four 'leaks' behind big trees."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You sound like one hell of an outdoors man!"
'No,' I replied, "I'm, just a very shitty golfer."
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| February 28, 2012, 22:47 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: A Very Physical Activity...
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| February 28, 2012, 23:12 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: A Very Physical Activity...
I was picturing Robin Williams in Jumanji.
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| March 4, 2012, 12:07 |
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