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The Husband Store
You may agree, or disagree,
either way, it's a cute joke.....
A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you arrive on any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes. The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework. "Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be better further up!"
And, again, she goes up. On the fourth floor the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on? So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says: Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day
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| August 20, 2005, 07:33 |
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| August 20, 2005, 08:18 |
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Re: The Husband Store
I'll drink to that !!!! 
Male Lev.
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| August 20, 2005, 09:08 |
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Re: The Husband Store
Just tell us it ain't you, Chazzy.
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| August 20, 2005, 11:11 |
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Re: The Husband Store
The sign on that door says: Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day
 thought maybe they couldn't find a man with a dick over 5 inch
good one chazzy you much feel better
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| August 20, 2005, 14:32 |
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Re: Re: The Husband Store
QUOTE (Dreamguy @ August 20, 2005, 11:11)Just tell us it ain't you, Chazzy.
Hell no, I don't husband shop....they all seem to have an expiration date and a short shelf life...
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