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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist
The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" - no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.
"Loons and Moons" - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.
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| February 7, 2012, 01:56 |
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| February 7, 2012, 02:46 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist
Very cute !!! Good for a chuckle!!
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| February 7, 2012, 03:24 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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| February 7, 2012, 08:58 |
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