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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Men Are Just Happier
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last
name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the
time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap
problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes. Everything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
Men Are Just Happier People
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| February 5, 2012, 17:58 |
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Re: Men Are Just Happier
I disagree with some of those---
No matter how many times I use a wrench I think about which way to turn it and make sure the wrench is set that way. Most mechanics I know also make sure the wrench is set the correct direction too.
I see just as many men as women yackin on thier cell phones and ignoring thier driving for long periods too.
Who said mens shoes don't bind and blister when new?
I bet there's lots of men out there that get thier chest stared at during a conversation. Wheather by women or another guy. 
Constant moods? What EVER gave you that idea? 
Oh, and some women can grow mustaches.
Just sayin--- 
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| February 5, 2012, 21:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Men Are Just Happier
QUOTE (OOMG @ February 5, 2012, 21:28)I disagree with some of those---
Oh, and some women can grow mustaches.
Just sayin---
Yes, it says, "you have the freedome of choice to grow a moustache"...... 
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| February 5, 2012, 23:35 |
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Re: Re: Re: Men Are Just Happier
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ February 5, 2012, 23:35) QUOTE (OOMG @ February 5, 2012, 21:28)I disagree with some of those---
Oh, and some women can grow mustaches.
Just sayin---
Yes, it says, "you have the freedome of choice to grow a moustache"......
So do some women.
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| February 6, 2012, 00:15 |
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BigD4
40 / male
Puxico, Missouri, US
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Re: Men Are Just Happier
Kissuallover it's a good joke ether way and 99% true for alot of guy and as far as oomg yea some females can grow facial hair and some guys do get thier chest stared at by gay guys or a very hormonal female
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| February 6, 2012, 21:11 |
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