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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female Bendover, Florida, US
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Glasses
Forgot my glasses..!!!
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested that I go to the senior center to hang out with the guys. So I did that, and when I got home last night, I told her I'd joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her my membership card.
She said, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not easy.
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February 4, 2012, 04:20 |
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Re: Glasses
Enjoy.
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February 4, 2012, 04:24 |
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