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The Gold Plated Pussy
A friend and I were talking about wives and girlfriends. He told me his wife acted like her pussy was gold plated and it took a act of congress to get any, if he did get any. How many of you guys feel the same way...
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| August 14, 2005, 22:05 |
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Re: The Gold Plated Pussy
Check her wedding ring.. He may have been ripped off by the jeweler and it/she is just rubbing off, which explains the plating and the do not enter 
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| August 14, 2005, 23:16 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ August 14, 2005, 23:16)Check her wedding ring.. He may have been ripped off by the jeweler and it/she is just rubbing off, which explains the plating and the do not enter
Round here it's more like "Do not enter, trespassers will be shot on sight" Oh and can't forget Ohio's most popular sign "Private Property - Keep Out. THIS MEANS YOU" 
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| August 15, 2005, 04:38 |
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Re: The Gold Plated Pussy
My husband has that complaint sometimes, but I have to remind him, "if ya don't know how to turn the key, don't expect to open the door"
(That's a foreplay reference..)
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| August 15, 2005, 05:37 |
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Yeah, every man could use some sensitivity training for sure. Like the old saying, "foreplay is more than unzipping." Most guys want to get it in and get it off. HOWEVER, it would suck if every time you want to drive your car somewhere you have to wash it first. After awhile, you just say, "fuck it - I'll just not go." Sometimes, you just want to jump in and drive.
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| August 15, 2005, 06:39 |
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armybody
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Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: The Gold Plated Pussy
Not only does my "car" require exstensive matinence just to get it out of the driveway, it only goes down certain roads now.
It is much esier, and often more enjoyable, just to "imagine" driving any other "car" I want than to subject myself to such a silly ritual.
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| August 15, 2005, 11:11 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 15, 2005, 05:37)My husband has that complaint sometimes, but I have to remind him, "if ya don't know how to turn the key, don't expect to open the door"
(That's a foreplay reference..)
Thanks Chazzy...I heard that all the way up and down the hill....now I ain't getting any !!!!
Are you going to fill in ????
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| August 15, 2005, 14:41 |
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Yes Chazzy---THANK YOU !!!
My favorite thing to say is " keep me happy... I will keep you happy"....simple as that !
Female Lev 
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| August 15, 2005, 14:50 |
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armybody
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Dallas, Texas, US
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QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ August 15, 2005, 14:50)Yes Chazzy---THANK YOU !!!
My favorite thing to say is " keep me happy... I will keep you happy"....simple as that !
Female Lev
No.....Keep ME happy, and I will keep you happy.
Woman: ME,ME,ME,ME.....Tell me I'm hot without saying it or using anything I've heard before. Give me flowers,poetry,diamonds but nothing too exspensive or in the wrong setting,color,style. Nothing too cheap or from the wrong store either. You should have gathered all this intel from hints that were given to you when you didn't realize it.
Don't move too fast or slow towards sex. You won't know what that is, hell, even I don't know what that is.
Good luck.
Man: Show me you're attracted to me.
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| August 17, 2005, 10:55 |
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hardrock1955
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McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 15, 2005, 05:37)My husband has that complaint sometimes, but I have to remind him, "if ya don't know how to turn the key, don't expect to open the door"
(That's a foreplay reference..)
I Love to turn the keys, this way , that way and every way. lube the lock and hinges, and open the door slowly.then when you get around to opening the door,it's wild and wonderful. just opening an unlocked door, may get you off, but doesn't do much for the relationship.  
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| August 18, 2005, 00:43 |
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Re: The Gold Plated Pussy
What do you do when the door is welded shut...no key works then..
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| September 30, 2005, 21:41 |
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QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ September 30, 2005, 21:41)What do you do when the door is welded shut...no key works then..
go around back and slip in the window
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| September 30, 2005, 21:46 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 30, 2005, 21:46) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ September 30, 2005, 21:41)What do you do when the door is welded shut...no key works then..
go around back and slip in the window
Is that slip in the window or slip it in the window..
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| September 30, 2005, 21:55 |
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QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ September 30, 2005, 21:41)What do you do when the door is welded shut...no key works then..
The best way to get through a sealed and welded door, is with pure magic....the kind you use to conjure up way back when...back when you both use to make the time, and use some real effort and imagination to make an encounter extrodinary,
a big deal...a real "affair"..... when you spent all your daydreamin' time, just reliving the "last fantastic time" you were together, or fantasizing and planning the next, even more fantastic "next time" ....back when you thought sex could never, ever get any better, cuz if it did, it would probably KILL you....and even if you had proof, and knew for certain that it would kill you.....you would just be counting the minutes and seconds till you could plunge enthusiatically to your certain death... enthusiam,.... I don't know about anyone else, but I miss that the most...enthusiasm...when we would both be so excited and enthused about devoting ourselves TO ourselves, AND to each other, to openly enjoy recieving every gift offered and so ready to give .... not knowing or caring about a fucking thing outside of the newly created "little world"
I really hate that marraiges or LTR''s tend to stagnant with familiarity, I don't believe it has to be that way, but it does take two, working very hard keeping the good things that familiarity can bring, and ridding yourselves of the bad things that it can bring.... I guess it's just too hard for two individuals to be able to unify, devote themselves to keeping things alive, I guess sometimes, we just get a little tired, or lazy, or comfortable, and we just get sucked in by familiarity....
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| October 1, 2005, 14:29 |
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Re: The Gold Plated Pussy
If it wasn't good, you wouldn't want it. Just sayin'
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| October 1, 2005, 15:15 |
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wildman5250
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Chazzy is right. Put another way its all about the passion. Got the passion the door usually opens, if not, then the car is dead.
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| October 1, 2005, 19:08 |
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Re: The Gold Plated Pussy
I say if its gold plated and to good to be used you might as well just plant some flowers in it. 
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| October 1, 2005, 22:42 |
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