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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Not Just Another Fart Joke...
Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out there).
He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls...the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised. He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and takes it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor,Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'
Sven reaches under, pulls the teat - and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?'
Ole is very surprised since he had not told Sven about his trip.
Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'
Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota'
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| January 15, 2012, 07:49 |
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Re: Not Just Another Fart Joke...
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| January 15, 2012, 15:20 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Not Just Another Fart Joke...
Sounds like fun
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| January 15, 2012, 16:15 |
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niceguy29
44 / male
Winnemucca, Nevada, US
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Re: Not Just Another Fart Joke...
I suppose maybe I shouldn't look for a woman from North Dakota.
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| January 15, 2012, 23:18 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Not Just Another Fart Joke...
Try it, you might like it.
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| January 16, 2012, 00:45 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Not Just Another Fart Joke...
what ya pull her tit and she farts?
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| January 17, 2012, 01:22 |
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