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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Drover
A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar turns to the astonished
patrons and says.... "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's
mouth and place my manhood inside.Then the croc will close his
mouth for one minute"."Then he'll open his mouthand I'll remove my unit
... unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink".
The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Credentials
and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a minute,the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the
crocodile really,really hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth
and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer....
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A blonde woman timidly Spoke up..........
"I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
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| January 13, 2012, 14:32 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Drover
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| January 13, 2012, 22:22 |
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niceguy29
44 / male
Winnemucca, Nevada, US
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Re: Drover
LOL
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| January 15, 2012, 23:20 |
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