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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Divorced Barbie
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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| January 11, 2012, 22:25 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Divorced Barbie
well she sure ended up with a lot of ken's stuff would of been cheaper to keeper lol
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| January 13, 2012, 04:58 |
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niceguy29
44 / male
Winnemucca, Nevada, US
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Re: Divorced Barbie
Ken's dumb. Should've had a prenup.
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| January 13, 2012, 06:54 |
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