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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Cuckoo
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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| January 2, 2012, 15:45 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Cuckoo
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| January 2, 2012, 21:44 |
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wantubad2
54 / male
white creek, New York, US
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Re: Cuckoo
very cute kiss lol keep up the great jokes I think everyone agrees that you come up with some good ones
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| January 2, 2012, 23:49 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Cuckoo
OMG LMAO!!!! My ribs were hurting laughing on that one. Good one KISS. 
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| January 3, 2012, 03:10 |
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| January 3, 2012, 13:22 |
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