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Things you can get away with saying in public at Christmas
1: I prefer breasts to legs
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst
5: I've never seen a better spread
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some
10: Don't play with your meat
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time
14: You still have a little bit on your chin
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had
19: I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
21: The bigger the bird the better
Merry Christmas to One and All 
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| December 22, 2011, 09:49 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Things you can get away with saying in public at Christmas
Oh crap!  I've said most those all the time. You mean there's times you should'nt say them?  
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| December 22, 2011, 13:33 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things you can get away with saying in public at Christmas
This is hysterical.. at least 2 I need to share it with.
Oh, and glad you are here with us, Josie!
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| December 22, 2011, 14:35 |
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