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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Green Persimmons and the Boobs...
There was a small church in North Carolina that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another Organist. So, one of the ladies approached the musician very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and all over her breasts, and maybe they would shrink in size; but, they warned her not to eat any of the green persimmons, because they were so sour they would make the mouth pucker up and she wouldn't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said ...
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday."
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| December 19, 2011, 19:18 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Green Persimmons and the Boobs...
My mother is the church pianist!!
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| December 19, 2011, 20:15 |
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