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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Christmas Jokes
What happened when the snowwoman fell out with the snowman ?
Nothing - She gave him the cold shoulder !
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !
Who delivers Christmas presents for cats?
Santa Paws !
Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !
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| December 12, 2011, 22:02 |
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Re: Christmas Jokes
what do elves learn in kindergarten? the ELF-abet
which of Santa's reindeer had bad manners? RUDE-olph
what do snowmen eat for breakfast? snow-flakes
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| December 12, 2011, 22:30 |
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Re: Christmas Jokes
What makes Frosty smile?
Hearing the Snow Blower coming.
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| December 14, 2011, 14:53 |
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Re: Christmas Jokes
what do you call a person who's terrified of Santa? Clause-trophobic...
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| December 14, 2011, 22:06 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Christmas Jokes
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| December 14, 2011, 23:32 |
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