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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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'Ave ya ever been fooked ?
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England , Wales ,and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, "ave ya ever been fooked, Laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "no."
She said, "Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in."
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| December 9, 2011, 18:30 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: 'Ave ya ever been fooked ?
What are you trying to say?
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| December 10, 2011, 01:22 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Re: 'Ave ya ever been fooked ?
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 10, 2011, 01:22)
What are you trying to say?
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| December 10, 2011, 05:25 |
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Re: 'Ave ya ever been fooked ?
the Irish woman asks if he's ever been "fooked", the man assumes she means to "fuck" him...but think about it. a man, with no arms or legs, on the beach, at high tide? he's fucked... 
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| December 10, 2011, 05:49 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Re: 'Ave ya ever been fooked ?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ December 10, 2011, 05:49)the Irish woman asks if he's ever been "fooked", the man assumes she means to "fuck" him...but think about it. a man, with no arms or legs, on the beach, at high tide? he's fucked...
You got it. I hate when I have to explain a joke. Thanks for doing it.
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| December 10, 2011, 21:20 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: 'Ave ya ever been fooked ?
His name wouldn't happen to be Bob, would it? Lol
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| December 10, 2011, 23:44 |
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