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CyberSanta Time!
Just a virtual thing here, if you could give any gift to any member here, what would it be? (Actual material items please)
For Free...John Lennon's tooth. (There was a recent auction for his molar)
Juilianna...Stiletto of the Month club membership.
Perv...a gallon bucket of Wild Daisy seed so you never run out of bouquets to give.
FLP...a winter's worth of snow shoveling service.
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| November 30, 2011, 11:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Thx Chazz lady. Thats cool, but plz don't tell anyone I'm a giver  . Let's start with the guy who has everything, that would be me. A brain. No, wait a minte, had mine out playing with it just yesterday. So, I'm good! Oh, don't try it folks, I can see it coming, and had my rebuttle in place yesterday. Nanny, nanny, ha, ha. Chazzy: Ton's of R and R. Her hubby, total health. Kiss: Appear's to me, she too has everything. (That was lane even for you perve).Hey, an education in grammer. No, crap, that'd be for me. Iwantu: A credit card to a whore-house. Would that be ok my buddy? Kam and Newbie: one home. Josie34: A come back soon card. OOMG: A new Peterbuilt. (The truck dammit. Ya'll get your heads out of the john. lol). I know I'm missing others, let me check my, I mean Santa's naughty and nice list, and I'll be back. Only those who've been "Naughty", (get it, naughty. Lame), have my attention. Edit: Free: A huge recording contract. So I can say, "I knew you when", and, I can take advant.....never mind.
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| November 30, 2011, 13:35 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
An after-thought. To Kiss: My personal addy. (Don't worry, it can be blocke. lol)
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| November 30, 2011, 14:20 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Got an idea, could be a "Gift that keep's on giving". Check it out: Supeper glue mistletoe to my belly-button. Heh, heh, heh. Are'nt I a little dickens?  Merry X-mas that!
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| November 30, 2011, 17:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
And if that worked out, wovld just have the mistletoe grafted, for year-round giving. Damn I'm a nice guy , always thinking of others. 
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| November 30, 2011, 18:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Grinch here. I'm gonna come in and steal everyone's gifts on, Christmas Eve.
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| November 30, 2011, 19:17 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
The song "A Dick in a Box" works really well here. carge a hole at the bottom of the box and bam prefect gift. but if i were to give a gift maybe a star bucks gift card for like 25 bucks
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| November 30, 2011, 20:22 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 30, 2011, 19:17)Grinch here. I'm gonna come in and steal everyone's gifts on, Christmas Eve.
Take what your want, just plz leave my virginity. Is nothing sacred anymore? .
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| November 30, 2011, 21:07 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
And for yepper, I'm boxing up words, for him to use here. Your welcome.
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| December 1, 2011, 00:13 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (perveman @ December 1, 2011, 00:13)And for yepper, I'm boxing up words, for him to use here. Your welcome.
 
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| December 1, 2011, 00:22 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 1, 2011, 00:22)
Got that down pat. lol. Me, I could use correctly spelled words. Ya think?
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| December 1, 2011, 01:41 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Chazzy--Life time supply of Banana Popsicles.
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| December 1, 2011, 05:15 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Kiss: a happy life with friends that wont betray her.And a trunk full of costumes
Yepper:His own company called The Welcome Committee. He would be the worlds first official welcome committee.
OOMG: A new truck of his own.
Ashkats:The time and money you would need to live in this world anywhere you want the way you want.
Julianna: Really, do you even have to guess? Advance ticket to next years shoe collection and her pick of the bunch.(I would have to go with you because its a 2fer).
Perv:Your own Island.And your own critter on here.AND AN IPAD so he can get into chat and it has spell check.
Chazzy: Advice column all her own that people would write into for her advice.
Free:My Uncles autograph book that has all the Beatles autographs with notes and many more musicians because he would just enjoy reading the notes they wrote.And his own recording studio. One more thing...Someone to shovel his snow.
Luv2Chat:His own publishing company.
Wandering5tar:The world best joke book.
Llonleyandhorney: His mom back. And enough money so he could enjoy life without worrying.
Thechunkyone:A gift certificate to The Bunny Ranch.
Josie: An airline ticket to Michigan.
NewbieL(I'm getting myself something this year!)A Kindle Fire and Kam full time!
Kam: Anything his heart desires....
Sorry if I left anyone out.
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| December 1, 2011, 05:29 |
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
all i want for Christmas is to cam with ladies...
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| December 1, 2011, 05:37 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Don't know too many of you that well but...
kam and new all the best to you you all are sweet
chaz you rocking lady I agree with new your own advice colume
free any instrument of your choice and a recording studio
perv honey a glass house so all could see you in all your glory 
I only want a one way ticket to my mans arms in az
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| December 1, 2011, 11:24 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ December 1, 2011, 05:29)Kiss: a happy life with friends that wont betray her.And a trunk full of costumes
Yepper:His own company called The Welcome Committee. He would be the worlds first official welcome committee.
OOMG: A new truck of his own.
Ashkats:The time and money you would need to live in this world anywhere you want the way you want.
Julianna: Really, do you even have to guess? Advance ticket to next years shoe collection and her pick of the bunch.(I would have to go with you because its a 2fer).
Perv:Your own Island.And your own critter on here.AND AN IPAD so he can get into chat and it has spell check.
Chazzy: Advice column all her own that people would write into for her advice.
Free:My Uncles autograph book that has all the Beatles autographs with notes and many more musicians because he would just enjoy reading the notes they wrote.And his own recording studio. One more thing...Someone to shovel his snow.
Luv2Chat:His own publishing company.
Wandering5tar:The worl
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| December 1, 2011, 11:26 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Crap! When I quote another, and add critters, it keeps screwing up. Damn cell. If I was'nt so cheap, I get a real pc, then I could play with the big kids. Attempting to quote Newbs, I said, perfect gift ideas, and thx. Oh, I hit that house thing on the head huh? And yes, you could put it on my island. Really need that dumb-ass critter on that statement.
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| December 1, 2011, 11:38 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Thanks all that said such nice things.
Sorry I left you out Catlady.I do wish I knew you better but that one way ticket to AZ would be nice for you. I happen to love AZ so even if the guy wasn't there for you it would be a nice place to go but what a nice bonus to have him as well for you.
I know I left out others so I apologize. I will add you guys as I go through the names.
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| December 1, 2011, 18:01 |
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
DAMN! I havent been able to come up with anything as clever as the rest of you guys have! Me being at a loss for words is a first!
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| December 1, 2011, 19:05 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Free, I have no doubt you'll come up something. Gee, ya think? Go figure? I love Tucson, (hate Phoniy area), it's a great place. Even though born and came up in Washington state, this is where they'll take me out of my place, in a body bag. lol (but true) And my gift to you, since my rock day's are long past, is selfish. See, this how I'd like to see it go down: Ya'll get that recording contract, go on tour as you're promoting the platinum album. Here's the good part, when you swing through Tucson, fire your manager, hire me, and we all profit. On the other hand, when you hit it big, you'll forget all about us. So, cancel your travel plans, just have a nice holiday.
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| December 1, 2011, 19:51 |
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Ah Perve, ya give me too much credit, but its a cool thought. You couldnt manage me though, you'd have to get dressed!
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| December 1, 2011, 22:23 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (freensleazy @ December 1, 2011, 22:23)Ah Perve, ya give me too much credit, but its a cool thought. You couldnt manage me though, you'd have to get dressed!
Dammit! Always a catch. Have a great holiday!
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| December 2, 2011, 01:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
I would like to say to Cyber Santa, I wish for no child to go to bed hungry or cold. No more abuse to children or animals. Jobs for everyone, and that all our troops come home safe and sound.
Lastly, a good fuck for everyone, and to all a Goodnight!!!! 
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| December 3, 2011, 00:19 |
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ December 1, 2011, 19:05)DAMN! I havent been able to come up with anything as clever as the rest of you guys have! Me being at a loss for words is a first!
Your words are not lost, we gave them to someone for Christmas...your word recharge kit is on the way...
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| December 3, 2011, 05:41 |
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Chazzy - I want to get her some really lovely glass birdfeeders, a cozy throw that is super soft to the touch so when she cozies up to it she feels snuggled, and some slippers that have inserts that can be heated in the microwave and will keep her toes warm.
Sleazy - I sent him some words already but I would also get him a Boxed Wine of the Week Membership.
Kiss - I would get her a gift card to Pets Mart to help out with her generous adoptees food bill. Then I am guessing she would enjoy a spa day to melt away the stress.
I have more but have to duck out and do a bit more browsing...
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| December 3, 2011, 05:49 |
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QUOTE (newbie1011 @ December 1, 2011, 05:29)Kiss: a happy life with friends that wont betray her.And a trunk full of costumes
Yepper:His own company called The Welcome Committee. He would be the worlds first official welcome committee.
OOMG: A new truck of his own.
Ashkats:The time and money you would need to live in this world anywhere you want the way you want.
Julianna: Really, do you even have to guess? Advance ticket to next years shoe collection and her pick of the bunch.(I would have to go with you because its a 2fer).
Perv:Your own Island.And your own critter on here.AND AN IPAD so he can get into chat and it has spell check.
Chazzy: Advice column all her own that people would write into for her advice.
Free:My Uncles autograph book that has all the Beatles autographs with notes and many more musicians because he would just enjoy reading the notes they wrote.And his own recording studio. One more thing...Someone to shovel his snow.
Luv2Chat:His own publishing company.
Wandering5tar:The world best joke book.
Llonleyandhorney: His mom back. And enough money so he could enjoy life without worrying.
Thechunkyone:A gift certificate to The Bunny Ranch.
Josie: An airline ticket to Michigan.
NewbieL(I'm getting myself something this year!)A Kindle Fire and Kam full time!
Kam: Anything his heart desires....
Sorry if I left anyone out.
Thanks for the wish. I like the one I have. Too many problems with new ones.[emmisions] 
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| December 3, 2011, 06:45 |
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
I'd like whirrled peas for everyone.
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| December 3, 2011, 06:46 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
I just saw something online that would be great for Kam but I can't even say what it is because he would see it.lol Besides I did all my shopping I am not sure I'm getting it. Maybe I will have to order it and put it away for another time.I hate when that happens.....
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| December 3, 2011, 07:38 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ December 3, 2011, 07:38)I just saw something online that would be great for Kam but I can't even say what it is because he would see it.lol Besides I did all my shopping I am not sure I'm getting it. Maybe I will have to order it and put it away for another time.I hate when that happens.....
TellmeTellmeTellme
I'll make you tell, of you don;t
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| December 3, 2011, 11:43 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ December 3, 2011, 00:19)I would like to say to Cyber Santa, I wish for no child to go to bed hungry or cold. No more abuse to children or animals. Jobs for everyone, and that all our troops come home safe and sound.
Lastly, a good fuck for everyone, and to all a Goodnight!!!!
That last line really touch's my heart. Being the big guy I am, I'd graciously accept. lol
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| December 3, 2011, 12:38 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (Julianna @ December 3, 2011, 05:41) QUOTE (freensleazy @ December 1, 2011, 19:05)DAMN! I havent been able to come up with anything as clever as the rest of you guys have! Me being at a loss for words is a first!
Your words are not lost, we gave them to someone for Christmas...your word recharge kit is on the way...
Hey hey now, hold the phone, ups, is on it's way to pick up a box of word's I'm sending yepper, (the only one who love's "critter's more than me. lol" . And, I have it on good authority, Free is hiding a room-full of word's, ready to unleash at will. He's getting that big contract, how bout sending him a "Les Paul"? (I could handle one myself.)
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| December 3, 2011, 12:53 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Make you a deal.....If you tell me what you got me,I will tell you....And for the record the whip is so not the way to get me to tell you.You have much better ways of getting things out of me.lol
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| December 4, 2011, 09:14 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
GentleGiant and DarkShadow I can't believe I left you guys off my list, sorry.
DarkShadow:I would give you an open ticket to travel anywhere you want whenever you want. All expenses paid. It's time for you to enjoy life and take care of you for a while.
GentleGiant:A brand new computer with voice recognition software so you could tell your stories and adventures and it would instantly go on your own person biog site for all to read.(Maybe that gift is a little for all of us who enjoy your stories so much.)
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| December 4, 2011, 09:25 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ December 1, 2011, 18:01)Thanks all that said such nice things.
Sorry I left you out Catlady.I do wish I knew you better but that one way ticket to AZ would be nice for you. I happen to love AZ so even if the guy wasn't there for you it would be a nice place to go but what a nice bonus to have him as well for you.
I know I left out others so I apologize. I will add you guys as I go through the names.
I grew up in Az, had decided to go back then got back with my man, a wonderful added bonus.
For sure children taken out of harms way to someplace where they will always be safe from abuse. Food and homes for the many homeless. Jobs for all including my oldest child.
Happy holidays everyone!
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| December 4, 2011, 11:12 |
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
For Wandering, I would like to give him time (on air preferabley) with Ricky Gervais.
I love laughter, and I just think that those two have a fantastic laugh (I'm guessing about Wandering's laugh, I just imagine it to be) and having the two in the same room , they would bring each other to tears laughing. This planet needs that.
A gift to us all.
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| December 6, 2011, 13:29 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
The world is far too short of laughter these days the more the better imo.
I try to be happy and bring that out in the others around me, is just the way I am, life is too short for bs.
What a far better world it would be if all cared about hearing laughter and seeing another smile.
QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 6, 2011, 13:29)For Wandering, I would like to give him time (on air preferabley) with Ricky Gervais.
I love laughter, and I just think that those two have a fantastic laugh (I'm guessing about Wandering's laugh, I just imagine it to be) and having the two in the same room , they would bring each other to tears laughing. This planet needs that.
A gift to us all.
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| December 6, 2011, 18:17 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Hell messed up a quote again. Sorry people.
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| December 6, 2011, 18:19 |
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (catlady @ December 6, 2011, 18:19)Hell messed up a quote again. Sorry people.
Youre fired
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| December 6, 2011, 18:28 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
No worries Catlady. If we fired everyone that messed up around here most of us would be gone along time ago. My spelling usually leaves people wondering what I'm trying to say. Free...Well we never make sense of his stuff but we excuse him figuring its from all the fake cheese he ingests. We can't even get into pervs posts. Have you ever tried to make sense when he posts from his phone? It's all just part of the charm of Webnaughty.
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| December 6, 2011, 23:04 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ December 6, 2011, 23:04)No worries Catlady. If we fired everyone that messed up around here most of us would be gone along time ago. My spelling usually leaves people wondering what I'm trying to say. Free...Well we never make sense of his stuff but we excuse him figuring its from all the fake cheese he ingests. We can't even get into pervs posts. Have you ever tried to make sense when he posts from his phone? It's all just part of the charm of Webnaughty.
Trust me, it's not the cell. I'm getting paid back for every bad thing I've ever done, by having to live in this brain. How much doe's that suck? Kinda like Carson, when interviewing Ringo regarding all the Beatles drug use, which he confiirmed. Then Johnny inquired of Ringo, "How doe's it feel to have been one of the Beatles?" Ringo replied, "I was?"(True storey!) "Theres you're sign." (Engval). Just hope other's are getting a chucke, I'm amused as hell! Again, "I kill me!" ,(Alf) (Can anyone tell me what I was talking about?) 
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| December 6, 2011, 23:50 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: CyberSanta Time!
QUOTE (perveman @ December 6, 2011, 23:50) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ December 6, 2011, 23:04)No worries Catlady. If we fired everyone that messed up around here most of us would be gone along time ago. My spelling usually leaves people wondering what I'm trying to say. Free...Well we never make sense of his stuff but we excuse him figuring its from all the fake cheese he ingests. We can't even get into pervs posts. Have you ever tried to make sense when he posts from his phone? It's all just part of the charm of Webnaughty. Trust me, it's not the cell. I'm getting paid back for every bad thing I've ever done, by having to live in this brain. How much doe's that suck? Kinda like Carson, when interviewing Ringo regarding all the Beatles drug use, which he confiirmed. Then Johnny inquired of Ringo, "How doe's it feel to have been one of the Beatles?" Ringo replied, "I was?"(True storey!) "Theres you're sign." (Engval). Just hope other's are getting a chucke, I'm amused as hell! Again, "I kill me!" ,(Alf) (Can anyone tell me what I was talking about?)
Perv you're funny as hell!
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| December 7, 2011, 13:32 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: CyberSanta Time!
Ok. To: Ash, some upper case letter's. (Ya, like I'm the one to talk). I think Ashs' writing is cute as hell, so it's all good. 5star: A burgular alarm system, as I ripped-off his Christmas tree joke.
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| December 13, 2011, 11:57 |
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