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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
When having my coffee this morning, I poured a bit more creamer than planned. Then I got to thinking. (Yes, even the ole perve can think a little). Hey! (Light bulb! Bright huh?) What if there were a way, when you mix two liquids together, in the wrong proportion, there was a way to extract the overage out of the mixture? Since my retirement(early), I've had the chance to hone my cooking, baking, experimenting, and new recipe's. What if you could do the same extraction with spices, mix's, and the like? Anyone inventing a device (whatever), that could do that, could leave thier car at the stop-light, and go to the beach. Any other good idea's? (Place my "Dumb-ass critter here. Thank you." 
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| November 30, 2011, 00:37 |
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
You could pour out some of the over creamed coffee then add more black coffee?
I've heard if you over salt a pot of something, that potatoes will absorb the extra salt.
Other than that, you'll need a theoretical physicist hot-line.
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| November 30, 2011, 01:46 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
perv you're a nut
love ya
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| November 30, 2011, 03:06 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Dammit Chaz lady, that's too simple. How is an inventor become a gazzillinaire with crazy talk like that? Don't you know we American's "need" these whatchamacallits? Kinda quashs that age old saying "Invent it, and they shall come". That's a real saying, wrote it out to prove it. And add taters so suck up extra salt? Why would I add salt to coffee, just to add tater to suck it out? Does'nt make sense, must be a government program. The thoery guy you spoke of, that's some one I could use, as I still have'nt grasped the concept of alternate side of the street parking. I think it's just an urban myth. 
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| November 30, 2011, 10:46 |
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Grab your Snuggie and take a nap, Perv!
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| November 30, 2011, 11:48 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 30, 2011, 11:48)Grab your Snuggie and take a nap, Perv!
Just waiting on the medication to take affect. Reallity is for those who, well.....I guess....for those who, how do you say it, can't man-up to unreallity. Now I starting to understand the topic, kinad like the old rock lyrics, "I just stopped in, to see what my condition my condition was in." Whick reminds me, back in the day, we were all trying to "find ourselves." When I did find myself, it was'nt really me. Sure, laugh at it, but I know ya'll wanna use it.  Another? Ok, ok, I can't take the pressure. Ready? I've gone out looking for myself. Should I arrive, before I get back, tell me to wait. Thank you. "I kill me". (Alf)
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| November 30, 2011, 12:06 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Just noticed something about my 8 1/2 lb. cat. She has to lay down, in shifts. (Plz place "Fat-ass" critter here. I'm gonna use a sharpie, and draw a "?", on my other cats' fore head, cause she really doe'nt have a clue, EVER! Gotta love em both tho. Perve, you're just an old softy. Hey, I did'nt go  did I?
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| November 30, 2011, 12:17 |
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
I got a older female cat that's about 11 pounds, call her my "sack of taters" ... cuz she weighs as much.
Gotta start her on a daily playtime routine and get weight down a bit. She's such a punkin.
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| November 30, 2011, 12:29 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Am in the process of practicing for my pending senillity. I don't believe anyone will notice any change (except for maybe the Depends). It's a beautiful thing!
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| November 30, 2011, 12:41 |
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Pending? I believe those papers have been stamped and filed!
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| November 30, 2011, 12:55 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
QUOTE (Chazzy @ November 30, 2011, 12:55)Pending? I believe those papers have been stamped and filed!
Dammit, I've been exposed. Somehow I don't really think that's a bad thing. Heh, heh, heh.
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| November 30, 2011, 13:47 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Gave one of my cats a bath the other night. Ya I know, you're not supposed to give cats bath's, but she came in just filthy (not at all like her "daddy", that would be muaw. My poor attempt at French). Ok, ok, focus, the meds are working. Anyway, I gave her a bath. Seemed to go well, she seemed, to enjoy it. A little fur did stick to my to my toungue, but it went ok.
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| November 30, 2011, 16:43 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
This is cruel, but funny as hell! Ya know the globes of the planet bacjk in school? Well, what I did was terrorize fly's. This is how it works: Ya catch a fly, hold it on the globe, then slowly raise your hand. The fly will start sweating and shaking the further you move above the globe. Now fly's speak very quietly, so pay close attention, and you'll hear the fly screaming, "I'm too high, I'm too HIGH!". Used to laugh my ass off, and gave me hour's of fun. Go ahead anyone, top that!
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| November 30, 2011, 17:08 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
If Iwere a product on a grocery store shelf, where would I be be? Next to the Fruit Loops? Or would that de-value them? Oh no, a perve in the nieghorhood! "Lets get the hell outta here! This guys nuckin futs! (Nuckin futs. Thats just funny right there now, I don't care who ya are. (LTCG)How bout with the toys, in the Silly Putty section? Where would you be? (Hey, I posted the topic, and can take it anywhere I want.)
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| November 30, 2011, 19:14 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
If you've never heard/seen, Gabriel Iglasias, he's an ole perve fav. Very talented, and absolutely hilarious. A kind of Rom White, LTCG funny, only Mexican, "fuffy", not fat as he say's, wears Hawaiin shirts.
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| November 30, 2011, 19:37 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
I retired from running a recycling warehous, (yes I was the boss, we all had fun, that was manditory.yuk, yuk, yuk) That included schedulng. I live very close to a major intersection, and a lot of emergency vehicles, with all types of sirens go by, A LOT. I thought hey, why not just schedule each crew comming on shift, where they need to be to begin with, and thoughout the day. Results: They are right there for the medical emergecy(s), no danger of causing accident speeding through the streets, nor hindering trafic, and for me, the sirens are'nt disturbing my peace. How you ask are they gonna coodinate that? I have not a clue, and if I did, could'nt be bothered with it. Hey, the ole perves done, let them figure it out, I'm just living till I die. So, gitter dun! LTCG
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| November 30, 2011, 23:35 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Like herpes, I'm back! Well, it's just like in my "productive" days. If I wanted to get it done, do it myself. Pushed this boy into page 2. Yea, I'm a regular Paul Harvey. "Stand by, for news." And of course, "Good day!". Damn that was interesting. Is everyone enjoying all this useless crap, spewing out my mouth? If so, ya'll need a doctor, you're sicker than me.
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| November 30, 2011, 23:46 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Think I'll hold on to this thread, for when I want to wax stupid. (guess that would be a while then) Yes, I do have dillusions of adaquacy. 
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| December 1, 2011, 11:48 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
I got great news! My doctor said I can play with sharp things again. Oh boy! Let the fun begin, and the good times roll!
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| December 1, 2011, 13:39 |
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Don't run with the scissors!!!
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| December 2, 2011, 14:56 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Chazzy, that's why they took them me in the first place. Dammit! It's ok, won't run with, just stick em in my eye. I get the feetling people think I don't get out much. Well, they're wrong, I don't get out at all! (please refer to a ("Crying critter" .
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| December 2, 2011, 15:27 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Ok, here I go again, but with a twist ya'll did'nt see coming. "Dumb-ass". I love "That 70's Show". Just cracked up when Red used it. Jeff Dunhams' charactors', say it very humorously. Me, whenever I a make a mistake, I catch myself calling myself, and laugh at myself. There, I let the "cat out of the bag", simple, and not intended to denegrate myself. Hell, I love me, dumb-ass! Next, my "rather odd" sense of humor, much of the time, does'nt come across wellor as intended in writing, as meant. Journalism, is not my strong suit, (gee, who'd figure that?) In person, one could liken my humor to that of "The Mentalist", plus any zany real comedian your famliliar with, and not at all showing it in public. Why? Because it amuses me to screw with people, and make them laugh. I really don't have a mean bone in my body, I'm living once, gonna have fun, and all around me too, dammit. X-hard living/wild, x-heavy tire working, hot tempered, fist-fighten, parting, x-rock and roller, let me hold a pup or kitten, will melt.
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| December 3, 2011, 13:59 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Dammit! Ran out of room....continued. On the other hand, the ole perve is as serious (as we all are), when it's needed. Been there, done that, i.e., ton's of life experience's, from the bottom to the top, and everywhere in between, several times. Set in life, and for all intense and purpose, got all my shit together. Let you all decide anything, assumtions of your own. Oh ya, another of my favorite sayings is, "I don't give a f**k." That only mean's to me, acceptence. Of what I may or may not care about, or have the ability to change, and not worry about it, just living my life as easy, organized, routine, drama free, and orderly as I can, and enjoy it, dammit. That's it, ya'll got it. And from an old topic, paraphrasing: intellegence/smarts, vs.wisdom, I have a college education, I.Q., whatever! (in the best Calli valley girl lingo) never tell, will take my wisdom and experience, above it all. Alrighty then, that's all you get, back to sillines. "Dumb-ass." Been slippin, have I mentioned, I'm naked?
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| December 3, 2011, 14:57 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Just checking in. Say, I've gone looking for myself. Should I return, before I get back, ask me to wait. Thank you. I'll be the one "dressed", about like this
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| December 18, 2011, 15:59 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
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| December 19, 2011, 14:33 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
we use to get some stuff the clean the cats , it was a dry bath and kills fleas too , from hartz , it smelled like mint . ya pour it on them and rub it in . right now the black kat seems to have the runs and i think its from catching and or eat ting mouses , he is good at it from the other house , get up every day or so and ya find dead ones or half alive too . is it possible he picked up something from the dead mices?
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| December 20, 2011, 05:15 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Ash, mice carry a lot of nasty things.Cats also go from a little sick to deathly ill quickly. You should get it to the vet ASAP.
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| December 20, 2011, 11:56 |
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Allot of things can be traced back to mice, the mouse feces can turn to dust and be inhaled by humans and animals to bring about all kinds of sickness...plus with mice, you also have the flea factor.
Fleas can give both cats and humans diseases like cat scratch fever.
It's always best to exterminate the mice...it's healthier for all and helps maintain the flea problems as well.
I've got one poor kitty, he's got an extreme allergy to fleas...all it takes is one flea bite.
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| December 20, 2011, 19:18 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
this seemed to come on slowly , wasnt shure which one it was,im sure its the male one he's the mouser , i thought it was the kitten , and wormed them all, i was finding white footed deer mice in front of the stove in the mornings,guess i have to take a samplein to the vet. im not so eager to take him back in again we got him back last time begging for tator chips and full of fleas, when we had him fixed and front clawed....he stayed over night and i wasnt happy about all the fleas,he wasnt infested when we took him in....
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| December 21, 2011, 01:08 |
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
Ordinarily, a vet will give them a flea pill like Capstar. It will within minutes kill all fleas, Doesnt' kill the egg and larvae just all adult fleas (I think, haven't read up on it recently)
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| December 21, 2011, 15:40 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Confirming all's suspition's (yuk, yuk, yuk)
There is a medication that covers a whole lot of things including ear mites and fleas . "Revolution". They are more expensive than the other flea drops but do much more. Its for prevention of fleas, heart-worm, ear mites,etc...You need to get them from a vet and make sure they give you the right ones. They have for dogs and kittens too but given the wrong ones can kill an animal.
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| December 21, 2011, 17:54 |
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