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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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There was a.....
There was ......
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There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!
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| November 25, 2011, 05:23 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: There was a.....
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| November 25, 2011, 11:54 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: There was a.....
thats a good one 
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| November 27, 2011, 16:47 |
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