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runaway erections.....
Okay, so in another thread, there was a statement that guys get an average of 11 erections a day, now I'm wondering what guys do when they get a boner at the wrong place, at the wrong time? How do you deal with your monster with a mind of it's own? Hide it, or do you have a method of making it go limp again?
And women, how do you react when you see a guy with an embarrassing impromptu hard on? Giggle, try to ignore it, relieve it, antagonize it?
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| August 10, 2005, 06:06 |
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Re: runaway erections.....
Guess it would depend on whats the wrong time..lol, if your in a store or around a bunch of women what the hell....in front of your mom or if in church that's a hider alright...
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| August 10, 2005, 11:21 |
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Re: Re: runaway erections.....
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ August 10, 2005, 11:21)Guess it would depend on whats the wrong time..lol, if your in a store or around a bunch of women what the hell....in front of your mom or if in church that's a hider alright...
...and how do ya hide it? I've heard mention of some kind of "tuck it under your waistband" method....
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| August 10, 2005, 12:54 |
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Re: runaway erections.....
Nahhh...it's the old 'Is that a banana in your pocket' trick...then you stick your hands in your pocket to hide it...lol
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| August 10, 2005, 13:35 |
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Re: runaway erections.....
Have any of you seen the cialis commercial. They give this warning, "If you have an erection for over four hours, you should seek medical attention." Bullshit. If I have an erection for over four hours I am calling CNN. Or at least letting the women on this site know about it.
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| August 10, 2005, 15:35 |
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pepper
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Re: runaway erections.....
Hey, dreamguy, my email is.......
IknowabwouldkillmeifIputithereforreal@whatabody.com
but you can post it here and I'll be droolin over it...just ask the Levs or Ab!
  
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| August 10, 2005, 20:37 |
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Re: Re: runaway erections.....
QUOTE (pepper @ August 10, 2005, 20:37)Hey, dreamguy, my email is.......
IknowabwouldkillmeifIputithereforreal@whatabody.com
but you can post it here and I'll be droolin over it...just ask the Levs or Ab!
We would just be spanking your butt 
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| August 10, 2005, 20:42 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: runaway erections.....
to MHOL....I DARE YOU!
to FMHOL:  promise?
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| August 10, 2005, 20:47 |
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Re: Re: runaway erections.....
QUOTE (pepper @ August 10, 2005, 20:47)
I will be spanking your butt til it stings.... then kissing it til it tingles (more places than one)
female lev 
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| August 10, 2005, 20:50 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: runaway erections.....
 well, what are you waiting for?????? here it is, better catch it soon!!>>>>>>>
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| August 10, 2005, 20:52 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: runaway erections.....
crap, forgot something......
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| August 10, 2005, 20:53 |
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Re: Re: runaway erections.....
QUOTE (pepper @ August 10, 2005, 20:53)
Hey Pepper. Let's get this thing going.
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| August 11, 2005, 16:25 |
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Re: runaway erections.....
Talk about Hard-wood. My penis never gets any action(other than my hands)so you bet your sweet ass this 35 year old male gets major stiffys, a lot, everyday,etc... If I get chubbed up at a bad time, I try to find a place to sit,or look for a bathroom. If IT doesn't go down,then I take matters into 'my own hands' if ya know what I mean! That is one of the reasons I will not slow dance, Yep, IT GETS HARD! I can't go to a beach because I would always be laying on my stomach and there would be a hole when I leave! Yes I have issues here! I read of all the good times you people are having and just shake my head and wonder what it would be like to actually be with a woman that wants to have sex as much as I do! After 5 years of a sexless marriage , I'm gettin' pretty good at screamin' my own name! There I said it Chazzy. Was that a 'too in depth answer' for your question??
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| August 11, 2005, 18:51 |
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Damn that deserves a Emmy !!!
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| August 11, 2005, 21:24 |
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Re: runaway erections.....
Thanks Lev! I humbly accept.
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| August 12, 2005, 04:49 |
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Re: runaway erections.....
OOOOhhhh shaner! They're playing our song!!!!
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| August 12, 2005, 05:12 |
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Re: runaway erections.....
Stop teasing, I've got morning WOOD! May I ask which song is being played?
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| August 12, 2005, 05:26 |
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Re: Re: runaway erections.....
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 12, 2005, 05:12)OOOOhhhh shaner! They're playing our song!!!!
Oh Chazzy - You are great when you flirt.
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| August 12, 2005, 07:34 |
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Re: runaway erections.....
You should see what else she's great at...I'm sure if ya asked she would be more than willing to tell ya...... 
And loosen up...have some fun..that's what were all about !!!
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| August 12, 2005, 12:15 |
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Re: Re: runaway erections.....
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ August 12, 2005, 12:15)You should see what else she's great at...I'm sure if ya asked she would be more than willing to tell ya......
And loosen up...have some fun..that's what were all about !!!
Actually, I am having a good time. But thanks for the encouragement.
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| August 14, 2005, 12:50 |
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columbus17
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Re: Re: runaway erections.....
QUOTE (pepper @ August 10, 2005, 20:37)Hey, dreamguy, my email is.......
IknowabwouldkillmeifIputithereforreal@whatabody.com
but you can post it here and I'll be droolin over it...just ask the Levs or Ab!
My preference would be for you to drool on it--not over it.
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