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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Pickle slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when
he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion...
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist
to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife
could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this
tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied...
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too. '
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| November 23, 2011, 19:21 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Pickle slicer
I love pickles!
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| November 23, 2011, 20:40 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Pickle slicer
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| November 23, 2011, 23:59 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Re: Pickle slicer
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 23, 2011, 20:40)I love pickles!
I love pickle slicers 
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| November 24, 2011, 12:41 |
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suckmytit143
34 / female
Madison, Wisconsin, US
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Re: Pickle slicer
haha.    
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| November 27, 2011, 14:21 |
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