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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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A New Car From Ford and Renault
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault "Clio" and the Ford "Taurus" they have designed the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it, though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one and replace it each year.
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| November 22, 2011, 00:24 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: A New Car From Ford and Renault
BRAVO!! BRAVO!! 
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| November 22, 2011, 00:40 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: A New Car From Ford and Renault
Well Done Doc!! LMAO!! *Removes Hat and bows*
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| November 22, 2011, 03:44 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: A New Car From Ford and Renault
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| November 22, 2011, 08:53 |
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wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: A New Car From Ford and Renault
And the men will have read and understood that detailed specification while the women will just remember that it is pink...
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| November 22, 2011, 09:48 |
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Re: Re: A New Car From Ford and Renault
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ November 22, 2011, 09:48)And the men will have read and understood that detailed specification while the women will just remember that it is pink...
That was as funny as the joke!
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| November 22, 2011, 13:33 |
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