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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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80th birthday
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.' As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy you one, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
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| November 9, 2011, 19:20 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: 80th birthday
I know that feeling !
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| November 9, 2011, 22:42 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: 80th birthday
and they keep telling me water works the best
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| November 12, 2011, 00:24 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: 80th birthday
Rofl Lmao!!!!!
Reminds me of:
Do Men over 70 wear Briefs or Boxers?
Depends!
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| November 12, 2011, 19:30 |
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