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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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OLD
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot..
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD'IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
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| November 9, 2011, 19:18 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: OLD
 I would be gratefull for that all nighter
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| November 11, 2011, 09:42 |
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niceguy29
44 / male
Winnemucca, Nevada, US
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Re: OLD
crap. guess that means I'm old. an "all-nighter" for me is staying awake writing a paper for school. "getting a little action" means that my day wasn't totally boring. and "getting lucky" means that I don't have homework for a class.
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| November 11, 2011, 16:19 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: OLD
i must not be that ols she still wants to go places with me
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| November 12, 2011, 00:22 |
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