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voodoo dildo
Bit of a long story, but made me giggle.
A man must leave for a business trip for a full month. knowing.g that his wife has a large sexual appetite , he stops at a.sex shop to find something to keep her satisfied while he is gone. he explains this to the man at the shop and he said "ive got just the thing!"
he goes in the back and returns with an old wooden box. he opens it to reveal a beautiful red dildo. "this is a voodoo dildo. you simply say what you want it to do, where you want it to go, and it does."
To demonstrate he says "voodoo dildo, doorknob." the dildo flies out of its box, through the air to the doorknob, and starts ducking the keyhole.
very impressed, the man buys it and leave it on the bed with a bow and a note for his wife.
after he has left, the wife read the note and was eager to try it out. "voodoo dildo, my pussy." the dildo flies up, goes under her robe and starts fucking her. she falls onto the bed, writhing in pleasure. after an hour and multiple orgasms , she is beginning to get exhausted, but soon realizes the note didn't mention how to stop it.
in a panic, she grabbed her keys and began driving to the sex shop where her husband found it. Still having mind blowing orgasms, hercar was swerving in and out of her lane, and quickly caught he attention of a police officer.
she reluctantly pulled over, and the policeman asked " are you alright maam? what is going on here?" she tried to explain in between gasps and moans of pleasure, "it a.. oh god... voodoo... aaah.... dildo... VOODOO DILDO!" she screamed as she climaxed yet again.
the officer looked at her with a skeptical glance and said "voodoo dildo my ass!"
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| November 7, 2011, 09:39 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: voodoo dildo
LOL Thats good!!!
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| November 7, 2011, 17:02 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: voodoo dildo
thats funny as hell
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| November 7, 2011, 18:12 |
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niceguy29
44 / male
Winnemucca, Nevada, US
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Re: voodoo dildo
ruht roh!!! I hope that's how the officer likes it.....
also, at least the wife's worry is over....
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| November 9, 2011, 04:03 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: voodoo dildo
ya but did he get it?
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| November 12, 2011, 00:28 |
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