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Okay...what gives???
Nuttin' going on around here! Geez, gonna give all the noobies the wrong idea...So what's going on with everyone, laying around, waiting for the end of the drought season? I don't care how miserably hot it gets, you all are STILL a bunch of perverted horned up smartasses with a twisted sense of humor, surely you can think of something to say in spite of all this hot-as-hell weather, things like....top ten list of things to do with your garden hose....instructions for sex toys made from popsicle sticks....101 ways to seduce the ice cream truck driver.... how many scoops of ice cream does it take to fill a ______.(fill in the blank please) .....
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| August 8, 2005, 12:19 |
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Re: Okay...what gives???
Ice cream, I like ice cream. 
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| August 8, 2005, 12:59 |
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Re: Okay...what gives???
Were all eating ice cream.........and virgins !
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| August 8, 2005, 13:28 |
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columbus17
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Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Re: Okay...what gives???
I've been away since Friday up in the hills on the Tennessee River. Got sunburned, drank lots of beer, had some locally distilled moonshine, consumed about 3 lbs of deep fried catfish one night and 5 lbs of fresh gulf shrimp on another, took refuge in a marina about 20 miles up river from the place I was staying due to a thunderstorm, consumed more beer, went to a birthday party that was two hours late getting started due to power outage caused by aforementioned thunderstorm, drank more beer while hooking up generator at the clubhouse for the band to have power, danced my ass off, BUT, never did get laid .
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| August 8, 2005, 19:03 |
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Re: Re: Okay...what gives???
QUOTE (columbus17 @ August 8, 2005, 19:03)I've been away since Friday up in the hills on the Tennessee River. Got sunburned, drank lots of beer, had some locally distilled moonshine...
Oh yeah, moonshine! I couldn't do my hillbilly heritage justice if I hadn't tripped the whiteligthening fantastic! You really gotta watch the dandelion wine, though, that shit will plum kick your ass and fuck you up!!!! 
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| August 10, 2005, 05:34 |
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pepper
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Re: Okay...what gives???
Funny, I grew up in a very hillbilly state, but I never got 'round to drinking moonshine....anyone got some they want to share?
  
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| August 10, 2005, 20:44 |
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columbus17
59 / male
Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Re: Re: Re: Okay...what gives???
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 10, 2005, 05:34) QUOTE (columbus17 @ August 8, 2005, 19:03)I've been away since Friday up in the hills on the Tennessee River. Got sunburned, drank lots of beer, had some locally distilled moonshine...
Oh yeah, moonshine! I couldn't do my hillbilly heritage justice if I hadn't tripped the whiteligthening fantastic! You really gotta watch the dandelion wine, though, that shit will plum kick your ass and fuck you up!!!!
Try kudzu brandy!!
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