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Don't take your eyes off your iphone!
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| November 5, 2011, 11:31 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Don't take your eyes off your iphone!
Now thats just funny as hell right there. If I was'nt such a technological idiot, I'd be on that like white on rice. (suppose I'm just easilly amused).
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| November 5, 2011, 11:37 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Don't take your eyes off your iphone!
DAMN AUTOCORRECT! Someone sent me some hilarious auto correct captions.
Mom,"Do not touch the crack pipe on the stove, it's too
hot to handle!'
"What??"
Mom, "OMG, Creme pie! I do not do drugs.."
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Jay, " Hi Bryan, this is Jay. Can you swing by and give
me some advice? My dick is rotting fairly badly and I
need to know if I can salvage it?"
Bryan, "Hey Jay, sounds like you need a doctor, not a contractor."
Jay, "LOL wow, I meant a deck. Sorry, new phone."
Bryan, " I was gonna say, I don't deal with dickrot."
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Son, "How was your cruise? Relaxing, I bet.""
Dad, "Yea, it was nice. Drank a lot of beer, and your mother
swam with a dope head."
Son, "A dope head?????? like a drug user? WHY???"
Dad, "No, a dolphin."
Son, "Hey, big difference DAD!"
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| November 5, 2011, 16:21 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Don't take your eyes off your iphone!
The three big web sites for those things are popular for a reason. The newest is the one they came up with for the things the iphone answers to all kinds of questions you ask it. You can spend hours just on the three web sites laughing like an idiot. I don't recommend you do this while sitting at the airport.. On the other hand it does tend to keep the people from talking to you so it has it's benefits.
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| November 6, 2011, 04:04 |
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Re: Don't take your eyes off your iphone!
Recently a coworker picked up my phone and posted a silly status on my Facebook page, I swore I would get revenge when he least expected it...guess who just got a new iPhone...lol!
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| November 6, 2011, 04:45 |
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Re: Don't take your eyes off your iphone!
Ah cool Jules! If you get to his phone, ya gotta come back and tell me what was done!
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| November 6, 2011, 13:54 |
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