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Really bad Bard
The point of this thread, whatever you post has to be done in a really, really bad Shakespearean way.
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Alas my Free, my Free to be, my Free to be sleazy
To the world I hath proclaim my love for thou
I pray my adoration will cling to thy heart
as the cheddary dust of thine favorite cheese treat
clings to thy fingers
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| October 28, 2011, 11:48 |
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Re: Really bad Bard
Now THAT was hysterically brilliant!
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| October 28, 2011, 12:18 |
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Re: Really bad Bard
And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in pussy, boobs in the running brooks, cocks of stone, and good sex in everything.
(ok, so i copied this quote, but i changed a few key words...lol)
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| October 28, 2011, 13:50 |
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Re: Really bad Bard
Tis time now to bringith forth a jester
The one who walks naked with fists full of daisies
The one who has the name that creepeth thee out
Alas, tis just a name, and what is in a name?
If he should brush against the ivy of poison, will he not ooze and itch?
If he should immerse the bacon into the splattering oil, will he not blister and burn?
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| October 29, 2011, 13:55 |
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Re: Really bad Bard
Lady Juilianna, Oh how she doth love to adorn her feet
Slippers of all color and shine she doth have
But look, look now and thy wilst see
that all glances of thine eyes fall gently
on that honkin' fantastic boobage she got goin' on
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| October 29, 2011, 15:25 |
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Re: Really bad Bard
alas Chazzy our dear friend,
whatever happened to the photo of your nice rear end?
it once was posted for all to see, but now it's a memory, that i was sure glad to have seen.
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| October 29, 2011, 16:27 |
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Re: Really bad Bard
and then there was Perveman, i'd send him a sweater, but i don't have the nerve man...(sounds more like Dr. Sueuss than Shakespeare, don't it?)
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| October 29, 2011, 16:32 |
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GG317
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Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Really bad Bard
I twas sleeping this fortnight whence a tree, silent and proud, doth disturbed my slumber. A coating of snow fell hence, covering thy branches in white death, a fleeting glance of it's former glory. Assuringly, that it left no mark upon the King or Queen's vehicle, I am left with a quarry, a bit of a conundrum. "Doth I return to my peaceful slumber, to dream of past conquests and future, or shall I merely peruse the worlds wide web and touch myself anon?..." 
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| October 30, 2011, 05:06 |
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perveman
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Tucson, Arizona, US
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To be, or not to be. Naked. (did't see that one comming huh?)
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