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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Tis' the season to be scary!...
I was just watching an old scary movie about a car, perhaps you've heard of it, "Christine"?! It occurred to me that I was talking to the screen, "Get off the damn road!" That kind of stuff can be fun to remember as rules. I'll start as rule number one and you go from there...
Rule #1: If a possessed car is chasing you down the street, "Get off the street!" Run through a yard, jump a fence, run up a grassy hill, anywhere but on a road...  
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| October 15, 2011, 23:36 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
Rule #2: If a man in a mask carrying a chainsaw is chasing after you, do not hide in a closet.
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| October 16, 2011, 02:38 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
rule 3 don't get caught with your pants off. virgins are always last to die if they do (guess i'll see everyone die T_T)
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| October 16, 2011, 04:13 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#4 when there's blood dripping from the ceiling, don't go upstairs to see where it's coming from...
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| October 16, 2011, 07:00 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#5: If the guy in the hockey mask keeps getting up and you manage to knock him out, no one will hold it against you from chopping him into pieces... 
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| October 16, 2011, 13:40 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#6: When running away from someone or something trying to kill you and you are in a stairwell. You have the choice of going up to the roof or down to the ground floor where you might actually be able to run away. Go down!
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| October 16, 2011, 15:35 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#7 When someone screams "Its Alive!" Don't go find out what he's talking about.
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| October 16, 2011, 16:07 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#8 If you hear a strange noise inside or outside the house, it's probably not a good idea to take a shower
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| October 17, 2011, 13:00 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#9 When creepy music starts out of nowhere, leave.
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| October 17, 2011, 22:10 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#10 If your an Ensign on a star ship you don't want to go with Capt Kirk, Mr. Spock, and Dr. McCoy to check things out. If someone has to die can you guess which one it will be? Lets just say I hope you weren't expecting that job to be long term.(By the way the hint is usually the creepy music that starts playing.Refer to Rule #9)
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| October 17, 2011, 23:47 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#10A : If your job title is or has the word, "Henchman" in it, consider another profession... 
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| October 18, 2011, 03:13 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#11. If everytime one of your friends dies when they fall asleep, it is time to move away from Elm Street.
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| October 18, 2011, 04:06 |
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Mooant
41 / male
New Britain, Connecticut, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#12. If the choice is between sleeping in your car, or staying at the motel out in the middle of nowhere, find a spot off the side of the road that no one will see your car and skip the creepy motel!
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| October 18, 2011, 04:39 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#13, just because the rabid dog is sleeping, doesn't mean it's safe to get out of the car.
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| October 18, 2011, 04:50 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#14. Make certain your car has gas before going down a dark and creepy road in the middle of the night or you may end up having Meatloaf or Susan Sarandon for dinner...
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| October 18, 2011, 16:08 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
If your a minority and a main character, chances are your gonna die 1st or 2nd. Much sure you have no regrets
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| October 18, 2011, 17:25 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#16. When you are babysitting on a stormy night, don't answer the phone.
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| October 18, 2011, 18:43 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
17 If youre a teenager and youre with a group of your friends, dont be the ones that tries to slip away to have sex . Have the common sense to wait until all of your friends are dead.
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| October 18, 2011, 19:49 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
#18 If you're house hunting and during the house tour you hear voices telling you to get out and blood is dripping down the walls and coming out of faucets DON'T BUY THE HOUSE! GET OUT! I know it's a good price but you might lose a bit of sleep while you're being possessed and slaughtering your family. 
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| October 18, 2011, 20:26 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
19: If someone is holding a knife in their fist where their thumb comes close to or in contact with the blade, they are cutting you something. If it's in their hand the other way around..."RUN!".
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| October 18, 2011, 21:40 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
20. If you are staying in a hotel out in the middle of nowhere and their are no other guests...you may want to leave.
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| October 18, 2011, 21:51 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
I wanted to wait to post this until everyone had a chance to respond. I don't want to wait any longer.
It's getting close to Halloween, so very strange things are about to happen, therefore please use these helpful hints this and every year. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone. 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET OUT! 9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out. 10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. 11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around. 12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing. 13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. 14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately. 15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine. 16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten. 17. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions. 18. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices. 19. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight, not a candle. 20. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard. 21. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside. 22. Machine-guns can't kill EVERYTHING. 23. If you happen to come upon a giant web or nest, DO NOT look for what made it. 24. If you find that your puppet is not how you left it the night before, find the axe. If you own a fireplace, that sometimes works better. 25. Don't wear extremely loose clothing, as it will catch on something as you are running away. 26. Do not chase after the big monster trying to camcord it, you WILL die. 27. Do not pet a foaming dog. 28. BELIEVE ALL URBAN LEGENDS. 29. If you have to pair up, do not go with the snobby rich guy, he will be one of the first to die. 30. If you find a secret doorway, don't go exploring it, chances are something happened in there. 31. Not all clowns are happy. 32. If the housekeeper never smiles and/or seems to hate you, do them and yourself a favor and leave. 33. Just because you come in peace doesn't mean they do. 34. Learn to scream AND run, it will save your life. 35. Never give hitch-hikers a ride. 36. If the crazy old man says leave, take his advice; what do you think made him crazy? 37. Unless your neighbor is a grave keeper or a gardener, carrying a shovel is not a good sign. 38. Bloody Mary is not just a drink. HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
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| October 19, 2011, 20:49 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
Takin lessons from Newbs, Kiss?
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| October 19, 2011, 21:46 |
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Re: Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 19, 2011, 21:46)Takin lessons from Newbs, Kiss?
Something tells me I'm going to regret saying that. They both know how to find me. (Note to self: Think before you speak!)
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| October 19, 2011, 21:55 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
I do love you so I will let that go for now Free.
Besides as I have said if you don't like it don't read it. You do have the option to scroll or do you need lessons on that basic computer knowledge?
To be honest as soon as I saw her post I thought Wow that looks like one of my posts.lol
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| October 19, 2011, 22:53 |
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
heed the warning, DO NOT feed them AFTER midnight, and DO NOT get them wet!
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| October 20, 2011, 04:20 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ October 20, 2011, 04:20)heed the warning, DO NOT feed them AFTER midnight, and DO NOT get them wet!
Hey! I like a snack after midnight sometimes and I love when he gets me wet. Don't listen to him Kam!
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| October 20, 2011, 04:50 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
I'm not normally awake after midnight.
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| October 20, 2011, 11:11 |
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Re: Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
QUOTE (kamarel @ October 20, 2011, 11:11)I'm not normally awake after midnight.
LOL...note to self...if something scary is happening to Kam it will have to happen before midnight, something tells me that you'd have to wake the dead for him to react.
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| October 20, 2011, 12:05 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Tis' the season to be scary!...
He isn't so bad if you wake him in a nice way.lol
But if you want to see something really scary...Just tell me that there is no chocolate in the house and no way to get any because there is a snow storm or other reason we can't get out.
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| October 20, 2011, 19:15 |
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