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Why trick or treating is better than sex
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack
9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again
8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some
7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some
6) It's OK when the person you are with fantasizes that you are someone else, because you are
5) Twenty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy
4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
2) Less guilt the morning after
And the number one reason why trick or treating is better than sex...
1) You can do the WHOLE neighborhood! 
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| October 10, 2011, 15:59 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Why trick or treating is better than sex
I'd relate to #1. I'd be dressed as a pig. 
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| October 10, 2011, 16:18 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Why trick or treating is better than sex
That is hillarious. Guess I am going trick or treating!!!
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| October 11, 2011, 03:44 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Why trick or treating is better than sex
roflmao
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| October 11, 2011, 19:33 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Why trick or treating is better than sex
indeed 
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| October 14, 2011, 02:36 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Why trick or treating is better than sex
awesome joke lol
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| October 14, 2011, 03:32 |
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