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the big man in the elevator
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little man staring at him, he looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown." The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him through, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong wit...h you?" In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown." The little guy says, "Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around'"
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| September 28, 2011, 02:38 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: the big man in the elevator
LOL That was good!
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| September 28, 2011, 05:45 |
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Re: the big man in the elevator
LOL!
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| September 28, 2011, 13:38 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: the big man in the elevator
lmao good one
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| September 28, 2011, 13:46 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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