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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Warning Label
Once a In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) {It works on herbs, too}
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
I hoped you've smiled at least once.
Stupidity continues to spread.
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| September 25, 2011, 22:59 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Warning Label
About that Superman the deal kiss mentioned, suppose I can come down from the roof now. And yes, first thing I do after I take drowsy med's is, hit that heavy equipment.
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| September 26, 2011, 01:35 |
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Re: Warning Label
you might think it's funny, but take into account the law suits that these companies get hit with...these warnings keep the makers of Depends Undergarments in business, with all these company CEO's covering their asses...    
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| September 26, 2011, 04:35 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Warning Label
And, I have iron my clothes while wearing them. It left a nice little scar on my midriff for awhile.
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| September 26, 2011, 05:00 |
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Re: Warning Label
where in the world do you find all these funny facts and statistics kiss?! lol
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| September 26, 2011, 13:44 |
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