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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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The Husband
The husband had just finished reading a new book "You Can Be The Man of Your House".
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen & announced, "From now on, you need to know, that I'm the man of the house & my word is the 'LAW'. You will prepare me dinner tonight & when I'm done eating, you will bring me dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me & we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back & towel me dry. Then you will massage my feet & hands. Then tomorrow guess who's gonna dress me & comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The frickin' funeral director would be my first guess..."
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| September 23, 2011, 04:38 |
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Kinkitupanotch
55 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: The Husband
LMAO!!!! That was awesome!!! 
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| September 23, 2011, 05:53 |
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