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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Toy or Weapon
I bought a few things online and was told "No way in f$%ing hell." So I thought I'd get a few opinions. You can see it as my main profile pic. Its a rubber strap with 5 1.75 inch glass balls. Its obviously not as multipurpose as I thought, but may have some interesting uses. Any thoughts?
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| September 21, 2011, 22:17 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
That is not a toy its a weapon!!!! I told him if he thinks it's so interesting then let him use it first (on himself).
For those of you who might be old enough to remember the toy the "Click Clacks", I now know what they did with all the balls when they band them from the toy market.
He is out of his mind if he thinks he is using that thing with me.lol
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| September 21, 2011, 22:22 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
Hey thx kam! Thought I'd bury myself to death. But with those, I can beat the life out of myself. My vote: Weapon 
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| September 21, 2011, 22:51 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
OMG!!! You bought Lisa Lampanelli's anal beads?!! You sick puppy...    
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| September 22, 2011, 02:39 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ September 21, 2011, 22:22)That is not a toy its a weapon!!!! I told him if he thinks it's so interesting then let him use it first (on himself).
For those of you who might be old enough to remember the toy the "Click Clacks", I now know what they did with all the balls when they band them from the toy market.
He is out of his mind if he thinks he is using that thing with me.lol
LOL i am with you, let him try them first 
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| September 22, 2011, 02:56 |
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Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ September 22, 2011, 02:39)
She's a real piece of work, isn't she?
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| September 22, 2011, 12:28 |
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Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ September 21, 2011, 22:22)That is not a toy its a weapon!!!! I told him if he thinks it's so interesting then let him use it first (on himself).
For those of you who might be old enough to remember the toy the "Click Clacks", I now know what they did with all the balls when they band them from the toy market.
He is out of his mind if he thinks he is using that thing with me.lol
Haha! Wheres your sense of adventure?! 
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| September 22, 2011, 15:50 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 22, 2011, 12:28)
There not a collectors item?
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| September 22, 2011, 23:01 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (kamarel @ September 22, 2011, 23:01) QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 22, 2011, 12:28)
There not a collectors item?
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| September 23, 2011, 01:20 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
If anyone wants to try them first I just want to see the video. As for "where is my sense of adventure" I tell you what.. You first.... I have tried many things but I kind of like my body parts to go back to the size it was before we started and not rip when we are being adventurous. Did you miss the numerous threads where I explained I am a COWARD!
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| September 24, 2011, 00:05 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
i remembr them claker things was wondering what happed to them ,even had a pair of them and dont know were they went too ...
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| September 25, 2011, 05:00 |
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Re: Toy or Weapon
I have to say on this one I am with Newbs - Sorry Kam I love adventure...but....well hell my eyes are watering just thinking about it!
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| September 26, 2011, 21:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
Well, I don't understand the red part of the thing? Is that rubber? I've only seen smooth ones.
Seems to me it would be hard to clean and unsanitary??
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| September 26, 2011, 22:02 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 26, 2011, 22:02)Well, I don't understand the red part of the thing? Is that rubber? I've only seen smooth ones.
Seems to me it would be hard to clean and unsanitary??
I agree with that for sure.
Who says this thing has to be used anally? A babies head is a lot bigger then those balls.
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| September 27, 2011, 00:32 |
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QUOTE (catlady @ September 27, 2011, 00:32) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 26, 2011, 22:02)Well, I don't understand the red part of the thing? Is that rubber? I've only seen smooth ones.
Seems to me it would be hard to clean and unsanitary??
I agree with that for sure.
Who says this thing has to be used anally? A babies head is a lot bigger then those balls.
Yep and that's why I bought a hamster instead.....lol
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| September 27, 2011, 22:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (Josie34 @ September 27, 2011, 22:16) QUOTE (catlady @ September 27, 2011, 00:32) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 26, 2011, 22:02)Well, I don't understand the red part of the thing? Is that rubber? I've only seen smooth ones.
Seems to me it would be hard to clean and unsanitary??
I agree with that for sure.
Who says this thing has to be used anally? A babies head is a lot bigger then those balls.
Yep and that's why I bought a hamster instead.....lol
JO!!!!!!!!!!! Bad Girl!!!!!!!! 
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| September 27, 2011, 22:28 |
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Re: Toy or Weapon
Free......You DIRTY DIRTY BAD BAD BOY.....now come here and let me punish you...I know you have missed my spankings 
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| September 27, 2011, 22:29 |
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Re: Toy or Weapon
You ARE good at that! How you doing?
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| September 27, 2011, 22:34 |
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Re: Toy or Weapon
Am coming back to life now after the manic time at work...hope to back into chat very soon and catch up properly. Have missed you all and need to catch up on your musical offerings too xxxx
Apologies Kam for stealing a bit of your thread to catch up....I am am bad girl and need taking into hand....xx
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| September 27, 2011, 22:37 |
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Re: Toy or Weapon
Well, you have been missed too!
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| September 27, 2011, 22:44 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (Josie34 @ September 27, 2011, 22:16) QUOTE (catlady @ September 27, 2011, 00:32) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 26, 2011, 22:02)Well, I don't understand the red part of the thing? Is that rubber? I've only seen smooth ones.
Seems to me it would be hard to clean and unsanitary??
I agree with that for sure.
Who says this thing has to be used anally? A babies head is a lot bigger then those balls.
Yep and that's why I bought a hamster instead.....lol
Wouldn't trade my kids for anything in the world. They were well worth it. 
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| September 28, 2011, 00:40 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
that looks like a hidden camp torture device or something. glass nun-chucks?
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| September 28, 2011, 03:34 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
First I would like to say I really doubt that Kam would be upset by anything you do Josie so no worries.
As for the red thing yes that is rubber and it can be removed if you so choose for cleaning or other reasons I guess. That is also over a foot long when laid out straight. The balls are just slightly smaller than a pool ball. (That would be the only way I would use them other than a weapon!)I tried to convince him to just send them back but he just looks at them and laughs. He wants to leave them in the living room as a "conversation piece". I dare him to do that Friday when his family is coming over for dinner. Lets see how brave he really is!
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| September 28, 2011, 10:34 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ September 28, 2011, 10:34)First I would like to say I really doubt that Kam would be upset by anything you do Josie so no worries.
As for the red thing yes that is rubber and it can be removed if you so choose for cleaning or other reasons I guess. That is also over a foot long when laid out straight. The balls are just slightly smaller than a pool ball. (That would be the only way I would use them other than a weapon!)I tried to convince him to just send them back but he just looks at them and laughs. He wants to leave them in the living room as a "conversation piece". I dare him to do that Friday when his family is coming over for dinner. Lets see how brave he really is!
^win
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| September 28, 2011, 13:27 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
Well, thanks. The red does look like rubber, and that is just very confusing to me. As far as the size, I doubt they are the size of a pool ball, maybe a ping pong ball.
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| September 28, 2011, 14:09 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Toy or Weapon
No they are larger than ping pong balls but a bit smaller than a pool ball. (NOT BY MUCH) When I opened the box Kam was at work. I sent him am email. I had to be careful how I worded it being he was at work. I basically asked if he realized what he ordered and did he check the size. When he got home and saw them he just laughed and said "I guess I didn't notice the size" or maybe there was a typo when he read the description.He laughed. I just said "You are sending them back, right?" He said "Maybe we can think of another use for them." That's when we came up with the weapon thing. lol We thought about hanging it up like a sun catcher. lol I seriously can't imagine that someone can even get these things inside their body no matter what cavity they decide to put them they are seriously large and over a foot in length.
OK Here is the description from the package: (I stand corrected the red part is Silicone not rubber.) Five 1.75" hand blown solid glass anal balls. Balls are held together by study, ultra hygienic silicone strap. Removable silicone strap for thorough cleaning.Glass and silicone become perfectly slick when lubricated. Waterproof.
I measured from handle to bottom of the last ball is approx 15 1/2 inches.
I don't know about the rest of you but I don't know of any place that that would all fit inside of me except if someone was trying to replicate reverse childbirth. Sorry but that just doesn't sound pleasant to me.It didn't even work real well the correct way. I had three c-sections.
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| September 28, 2011, 19:23 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Toy or Weapon
QUOTE (catlady @ September 28, 2011, 00:40) QUOTE (Josie34 @ September 27, 2011, 22:16) QUOTE (catlady @ September 27, 2011, 00:32) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ September 26, 2011, 22:02)Well, I don't understand the red part of the thing? Is that rubber? I've only seen smooth ones.
Seems to me it would be hard to clean and unsanitary??
I agree with that for sure.
Who says this thing has to be used anally? A babies head is a lot bigger then those balls.
Yep and that's why I bought a hamster instead.....lol
Wouldn't trade my kids for anything in the world. They were well worth it.
Am sure they are, I can't have any though so I have plenty of animals instead
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| September 28, 2011, 21:20 |
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