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kamarel
60 / male Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Conspiracy
I've been talking to Newbie about masons. And yes I am one, when I catch up on my dues. And she brought up some of conspiracy theories. BUT this is my favorite one...
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
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September 8, 2011, 03:39 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Conspiracy
So is that why I crave KFC original "secret recipe" chicken instead of white castle crave case of burgers? That sneaky bastard!
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September 8, 2011, 04:53 |
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Re: Conspiracy
I know it, I just know it....Kam has some sort of code embedded in that post
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September 10, 2011, 18:55 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Conspiracy
All hail Kam...All hail Kam...
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September 10, 2011, 20:46 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Conspiracy
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ September 10, 2011, 20:46)All hail Kam...All hail Kam...
I don't know about you but I have been saying and doing that for over a year now.lol
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September 11, 2011, 03:30 |
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perveman
111 / male Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Conspiracy
Great come-back Chazzy.
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September 11, 2011, 11:46 |
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GG317
60 / male Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Conspiracy
You know, if you blink yours eyes really fast in front of the forums, you can see subliminal messages on the screen...
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September 14, 2011, 04:48 |
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catlady
60 / female rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Conspiracy
Messages the say come back, come back
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September 14, 2011, 05:44 |
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newbie1011
62 / female The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Conspiracy
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ September 14, 2011, 04:48)You know, if you blink yours eyes really fast in front of the forums, you can see subliminal messages on the screen...
I heard you have to be looking at it with your back to the forum and looking at it by holding a mirror.
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September 14, 2011, 08:21 |
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