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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Facts and Smiles for the Day
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home;maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
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| September 7, 2011, 15:08 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Facts and Smiles for the Day
 you and the pig
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| September 7, 2011, 19:36 |
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Re: Facts and Smiles for the Day
You really like the pigs
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| September 8, 2011, 14:44 |
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wantubad2
54 / male
white creek, New York, US
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Re: Facts and Smiles for the Day
who wouldn't like the pig, I mean come on 30 min. that would be incredible. you go kiss
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| September 8, 2011, 14:53 |
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kamarel
61 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Facts and Smiles for the Day
Male or female pig? I need to know if I need to be jealous or impressed.
Cat Urine. Hopefully was discovered for the price of a poster, the black light, 2 joints and a bag of Doritos.
If a guy can mate 50 times in a day or Cum for 1/2 hour, by comparison the preying mantis has it easy.
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| September 8, 2011, 15:39 |
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catlady
60 / female
rostraver/belle vernon, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Facts and Smiles for the Day
I get shaky as hell after a good cum. Bet the pig is out like a light for awhile after.
Hmmm have never counted...
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| September 8, 2011, 16:03 |
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niceguy29
44 / male
Winnemucca, Nevada, US
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Re: Facts and Smiles for the Day
I think the moral of the story is that when a woman calls a guy a pig, it's a compliment.
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| September 13, 2011, 03:55 |
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