So you wearing any clothes at all is a kind of malfunction?

Saddle leather on bare skin is painful.

You told me you like that kinda stuff!

I have a riding crop you can use on sleazy...I've been leaving verbal blisters on his ass for years...

Whenever people wear pants that hang off their ass I almost wish they would fall down as a lesson. I always want to go up to them and tell them to pull up their pants. I have one son that did that and still does occasionally, it drives me crazy!

I don't know how people wear clothes to big and not be uncomfortable. I hate having to hold up my clothes or have to keep fixing them.

I had two malfunctions that stand out to me. I was wearing a type of t-shirt, but the top part was like a macrame or lace kind of thing. Right above the breast line is where the "fabric" started.I was trying on clothes and was rushing to get dressed because my ex was complaining about waiting. So I just pulled on my shirt and walked out of the dressing room in a very busy store.I didn't wear bras in those days. I was young enough to get away with that.What I didn't realize was that I pulled the shirt to much and my shirt was now positioned so the fabric part started BELOW my nipples, which were sticking out as I walked around the store for the next 10 minutes or so until my ex finally noticed and said something.

The other was not that long ago. Kam and I were out and got caught in a horrible down pour. I had a skirt on that was already to big and I forgot to wear a belt. After it got wet it stretched out even more and got heavy so was falling off. I caught it as it was about to fall completely when we got to the top of the stairs. My hands were full of packages so it's not like that was easy. I guess that wasn't to bad considering if it fell off completely it would only have made things a bit easier for us but I didn't think his neighbors would care for that too much.As soon as we got through the door I let it fall off.lol

  QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 15, 2011, 16:34)


when i see ppl where there pants off there ass i just feel sick to my stomachache cuz i don't wanna see anther dudes ass.

  QUOTE (Julianna @ August 16, 2011, 02:36)


She sneaks in and sneaks out just as quickly!

  QUOTE (thechunkyone @ August 17, 2011, 16:58)


I love Larry The Cable Guy's bit on this issue. "I didnt know it was a fashion statement, I thought another rapper got shot and the was wearin them at half staff"

I have a riding crop you can use on sleazy...I've been leaving verbal blisters on his ass for years...

One time, while playing darts, a buddy thought it would be funny to pants me while was taking a shot in my match. I was wearing a pair of spandex bike shorts under a pair of regular shorts, it was the fashion back then. Well anyway, instead of yanking down my outer shorts, he grabbed a handful of bike shorts. Only trouble was, I wasn't wearing any thing else under it! I stood there in a crowed bar about to launch a dart, with both my front and rear sticking out in plain sight for the world to see. Gasps from women, chuckles from guys, and my buddies laughing so hard, tears were streaming down their faces. I didn't let the fact that my choice of lower wear was now just below my knees. I threw all three darts, even getting a ton-forty, then moving towards the board like I was in a chain-gang, before turning and taking a bow before pulling myself up and righted again. My buddies still to this day say that it makes them laugh just thinking about it...