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What ev
If you're one of those that think Newbs and I talk way, way too much...
If you want peace, quiet and serenity...upload one of those aquarium screen savers and stare at that for awhile*
(*Not Being A Bitch Disclaimer....no, not being a bitch, this post is in fact nothing more than a senseless waste intended to amuse me and with the added possibility of provoking a response from others. However, response is not guaranteed.
Not amused? Please have your attorney contact my legal department and sue me. But first, bite me, so I can file a counter-suit)
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| August 12, 2011, 20:04 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: What ev
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 12, 2011, 20:04)If you're one of those that think Newbs and I talk way, way too much...
If you want peace, quiet and serenity...upload one of those aquarium screen savers and stare at that for awhile*
(*Not Being A Bitch Disclaimer....no, not being a bitch, this post is in fact nothing more than a senseless waste intended to amuse me and with the added possibility of provoking a response from others. However, response is not guaranteed.
Not amused? Please have your attorney contact my legal department and sue me. But first, bite me, so I can file a counter-suit)
I used to have one of those screen savers until I started finding fish food flakes on my keyboard. I think my mom was trying to feed them!...Talk about resolution... 
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| August 13, 2011, 00:06 |
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Re: What ev
Hubs had one, I gotta say, they are beautiful and serene, Tropical fish, a little sea turtle drifting by once in awhile...and I believe you could "feed" them too. It was pretty cute stuff.
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| August 13, 2011, 01:01 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: What ev
Chazzy, do I have to bite ya, can't I just nibble a little, then we can share some banana Popsicles?? 
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| August 13, 2011, 11:07 |
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Re: What ev
I could go for a nibble!
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| August 13, 2011, 18:51 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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| August 13, 2011, 20:13 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: What ev
Blab all you want. As long as I can inject a snide comment, that makes me laugh, I'm happy.
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| August 14, 2011, 02:34 |
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Re: What ev
Oh, but with "snide" that just conjures up an impression of things like cranky, grumpy, meanie....naw...you say "snide" and I'll think "snarky"
Snarky is a cuter word, and it has overtones of mischevious, fun, funny and playful.
Snarky, seriously, it is a cute word I think.
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| August 14, 2011, 15:47 |
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Re: What ev
 but wanted to add this.
Many years ago, I rented what was the lower floors of and old house. The upstairs was rented seperatly.
The girls that lived upstairs had a habit of having rather loud parties. So, I get home one day and they're having a party. Since i didn't want to deal with it, I put on my "whale sounds" record and turned it up all the way. It was about 15 minutes later, one of them came down and asked if I was ok. I told her yes, but would appreciate if in the future they'd keep the noise lower for thier parties.  
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| August 14, 2011, 16:58 |
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Re: What ev
Hey, sometimes we're the loud party, sometimes we're the neighbor calling in the noise complaint....
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| August 14, 2011, 17:40 |
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Re: What ev
Never made a noise complaint. There's better ways 
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| August 14, 2011, 17:47 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: What ev
QUOTE (kamarel @ August 14, 2011, 02:34)Blab all you want. As long as I can inject a snide comment, that makes me laugh, I'm happy.
As long as you keep whispering those comments into my ear with all the other things you do, as far as I'm concerned,you can do anything you want! 
As for everyone else. The great thing about a site like this is if you hate my posts (Or anyone else.)and don't want to read them you don't have to. All you have to do is pass it by, block me, or you can answer them if you chose. You have to love having choices.Just be great-full you don't have to listen to me. lol
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| August 15, 2011, 04:24 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: What ev
All I know is I always keep my posts short and to the point, no novels from me...
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| August 15, 2011, 05:52 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (newbie1011 @ August 15, 2011, 04:24) QUOTE (kamarel @ August 14, 2011, 02:34)Blab all you want. As long as I can inject a snide comment, that makes me laugh, I'm happy.
As long as you keep whispering those comments into my ear with all the other things you do, as far as I'm concerned,you can do anything you want!
As for everyone else. The great thing about a site like this is if you hate my posts (Or anyone else.)and don't want to read them you don't have to. All you have to do is pass it by, block me, or you can answer them if you chose. You have to love having choices.Just be great-full you don't have to listen to me. lol
I do believe it would be a close race as to who was yakking the most with you and the elf...
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| August 15, 2011, 06:21 |
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Re: What ev
I like it when ya'all type it out in your own words. At least a full sentence or two.
If it wasn't for being open to other views and opinions, we'd all just be stuck with a looping thought.
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| August 15, 2011, 12:19 |
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Re: Re: What ev
QUOTE (OOMG @ August 14, 2011, 16:58) but wanted to add this.
Many years ago, I rented what was the lower floors of and old house. The upstairs was rented seperatly.
The girls that lived upstairs had a habit of having rather loud parties. So, I get home one day and they're having a party. Since i didn't want to deal with it, I put on my "whale sounds" record and turned it up all the way. It was about 15 minutes later, one of them came down and asked if I was ok. I told her yes, but would appreciate if in the future they'd keep the noise lower for thier parties.
Do you yell at little kids to stay off your lawn too?
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| August 15, 2011, 12:48 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: What ev
QUOTE (freensleazy @ August 15, 2011, 12:48) QUOTE (OOMG @ August 14, 2011, 16:58) but wanted to add this.
Many years ago, I rented what was the lower floors of and old house. The upstairs was rented seperatly.
The girls that lived upstairs had a habit of having rather loud parties. So, I get home one day and they're having a party. Since i didn't want to deal with it, I put on my "whale sounds" record and turned it up all the way. It was about 15 minutes later, one of them came down and asked if I was ok. I told her yes, but would appreciate if in the future they'd keep the noise lower for thier parties.
Do you yell at little kids to stay off your lawn too?
I do! Don't want them breaking their limbs on my property. I never thought I would be like this, but when I see them try to wrap each other around a tree. And, why can't they play in their own fucking yard?
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| August 15, 2011, 12:53 |
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ August 15, 2011, 12:53)
...And, why can't they play in their own fucking yard?
Because parents hoping for a lucrative and frivolous law suit know it ain't gonna happen in their own yard?
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| August 15, 2011, 14:35 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 15, 2011, 12:19)I like it when ya'all type it out in your own words. At least a full sentence or two.
If it wasn't for being open to other views and opinions, we'd all just be stuck with a looping thought.
What's wrong with that?
Would be very easy to programme men and women with such a simple loop structure.
Procedure Male (X,Y)
{
Do Until (Dead)
{
If (Young)
Do(Sport, Drinking, Sex);
Else
Think(Sport, Drinking, Sex);
}
}
Procedure Female (X,X)
{
While (Anything)
Do (Talking);
Do (Shopping, Nails, Hair);
--
-- Hacked code by MensLib
--
Mode = Silent;
Set(SexDrive, High);
Replace(Shopping,Striptease);
Replace (Nails, Blowjob);
Replace (Hair, Brazilian);
GoSub;
}
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| August 15, 2011, 15:32 |
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Re: What ev
Ahhhh, love it, you took my bland unseasoned lame ass post and turned it into something beautiful...and funny, very funny.
That's talent.
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| August 15, 2011, 16:17 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: What ev
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 15, 2011, 12:19)I like it when ya'all type it out in your own words. At least a full sentence or two.
If it wasn't for being open to other views and opinions, we'd all just be stuck with a looping thought.
Well I do write novels on here, lol.....but I cannot write a short email either....a curse it tis
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| August 15, 2011, 17:16 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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QUOTE (Grandelf @ August 15, 2011, 17:16) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 15, 2011, 12:19)I like it when ya'all type it out in your own words. At least a full sentence or two.
If it wasn't for being open to other views and opinions, we'd all just be stuck with a looping thought.
Well I do write novels on here, lol.....but I cannot write a short email either....a curse it tis
As Samuel Johnson supposedly said, "I'm sorry to write you such a long letter; I didn't have time to write you a short one"
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