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bigtweettart4u
57 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Wedding Night
Wedding Night
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding
night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do
at the dinner table."
Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed
quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint of a smile."
"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."
"Very good, darling," the husband whispered. "Now would you be
so kind as to please pass the pussy."
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| July 29, 2011, 19:19 |
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niceguy29
44 / male
Winnemucca, Nevada, US
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Re: Wedding Night
lmfao, gotta love a smartass
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| August 7, 2011, 20:07 |
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