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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Pick up lines....
Pick up lines....
Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I sure can see
myself in your pants.
Your eyes are like spanners, ever time I look at them my nuts tighten.
Man: My watch is magic, it can tell me things. It is telling me you are not wearing any knickers.
Girl: I am wearing knickers.
Man: Of course you are, I forgot to mention my watch is 15 minutes fast.
I use to hate donkeys until I checked out your ass.
Never said they were good ones.
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| July 27, 2011, 01:53 |
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gspotterpro
63 / male
titusville, Florida, US
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Re: Pick up lines....
I'm having sex with you tonight so you might as well join me!
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| July 30, 2011, 04:57 |
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niceguy29
44 / male
Winnemucca, Nevada, US
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Re: Pick up lines....
Want a pizza and a fuck? What, you don't like pizza?
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| August 7, 2011, 20:05 |
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